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Oct 23 2015

UN’s World Health Organization to Proclaim Bacon, Ham, and Sausage to Be as Cancer-Inducing as Cigarettes

At a superficial level, the rhetoric bleated by liberals is the diametric oppose of the rhetoric screamed by Islamists. Yet their alliance works well, because they are able to find common ground beyond sharing a mortal enemy in Western Civilization. An example from the United Nations, an institution run by liberals and Islamists:

Global health experts are to warn that bacon, ham and sausages are as big a cancer threat as cigarettes, it has been reported.

Coincidentally, bacon, ham, and pork sausage are all forbidden under Islam.

The World Health Organisation (WHO) will publish a report on Monday on the dangers of eating processed meats.

WHO is part of the UN. It runs largely on money confiscated from American taxpayers.

The UN would go even farther than Islam in restricting what we can eat:

It is expected to list processed meat as a cancer-causing substance, while fresh red meat is also expected to be regarded as bad for health, the Daily Mail said.

The classifications, by the WHO’s International Agency for Research on Cancer, are believed to regard processed meat as “carcinogenic to humans”, the highest of five possible rankings, shared with alcohol, asbestos, arsenic and cigarettes.

This will be a bonanza for trial lawyers, who will soon start suing everyone involved in providing us with processed or red meat on behalf of everyone with bowel cancer.

Have you noticed what has happened to the price of cigarettes since liberals proclaimed a jihad against them? The same thing will happen to the price of meat. But at least our diet will be more to Allah’s liking.

bacon
On the long list of things they plan to take away from us.

On a tip from Henry.



123 Responses to “UN’s World Health Organization to Proclaim Bacon, Ham, and Sausage to Be as Cancer-Inducing as Cigarettes”

  1. 1337 says:

    How very Sharia erm ‘Halal’. Riiiiiiiiiiight.

  2. 1337 says:

    I will eat my strokey, smoky bacon and I will make a point of baptizing my home in bacon grease.

  3. Appalled By The World says:

    Yet more junk “science” brought to us by the usual suspects. I’m starting to think that believing the exact opposite of what these pseudoscientific “studies” vomit out is the actual truth or at least closer to it.

    Why not just feed us all Soylent Green and be done with this already-tasteless wafers supposedly loaded with nutrition and made from God knows what. Looks like this is the direction the Urine Nations is leading us to anyway.

  4. Appalled By The World says:

    Yet more junk “science” brought to us by the usual suspects. I’m starting to think that believing the exact opposite of what these pseudoscientific “studies” vomit out is the actual truth or at least closer to it.

    Why not just feed us all Soylent Green and be done with this already-tasteless wafers supposedly loaded with nutrition and made from God knows what. Looks like this is the direction the Urine Nations is leading us to anyway.

  5. Appalled By The World says:

    It’s only a coincidence.
    Only a coincidence.
    Lol.

  6. Appalled By The World says:

    It’s only a coincidence.
    Only a coincidence.
    Lol.

  7. 1337 says:

    CO-INKY dink! Yeah. Our White countries are being invaded.

    Muslims are a CANCER. Let’s fix THAT problem!!!!!!

  8. MAS says:

    Pork Rinds are not listed…crunch em if you got em!

  9. Appalled By The World says:

    Fixing that problem comes only after we fix the root problem known as the Progressives. THEY are the source of all of the Western world’s problems.

  10. MAS says:

    Pork Rinds are not listed…crunch em if you got em!

  11. Appalled By The World says:

    Fixing that problem comes only after we fix the root problem known as the Progressives. THEY are the source of all of the Western world’s problems.

  12. MAS says:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxtxwGplKy4

    Feral hogs and a smoker will make for some high value black market bacon. I see a possible new business opportunity lining this cloud.

  13. MAS says:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxtxwGplKy4

    Feral hogs and a smoker will make for some high value black market bacon. I see a possible new business opportunity lining this cloud.

  14. 1337 says:

    The progressives have saturated our country with their sickness. From the top down.

    It’s frightening to realize that there are people ready to ’embrace’ socialism.

    This is what happens when real history is no longer taught and indoctrination is taught instead.

    This is how we will get a new HITLER.

    ugh

  15. MicahStone says:

    I stand with Jim Gaffigan on the anti-islamofascist muslim FOOD OF GOD!

  16. MicahStone says:

    I stand with Jim Gaffigan on the anti-islamofascist muslim FOOD OF GOD!

  17. Appalled By The World says:

    Ugh indeed. If it does happen the Progs will have only themselves to blame for their comeuppance. They never know when to stop pushing the envelope.

  18. Appalled By The World says:

    Ugh indeed. If it does happen the Progs will have only themselves to blame for their comeuppance. They never know when to stop pushing the envelope.

  19. […] They can take our lives, but they’ll never take our bacon under the claim it’s as hazardous to our health as cigarettes! (H/T to Moonbattery). […]

  20. Jim says:

    Twice cooked pork seems to have been missed as well. China gave a collective sigh of relief.

  21. Jim says:

    Twice cooked pork seems to have been missed as well. China gave a collective sigh of relief.

  22. Saxon Warrior says:

    Hands off my bacon, Moonbats.
    No man shall come between another man and his bacon sandwich!
    If we can’t slaughter pigs then our hunter/farmer instincts will have to be satisfied by other means. I can see Libtard and Muslim hunting become a popular sport in the future.

    https://bpsfuelforthought.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/double_barrel_shotgun__looking_down_the_muzzle_by_kirbotc-d5g9pjl.jpg
    This is what you will see if you come between me and my bacon….

  23. Saxon Warrior says:

    Hands off my bacon, Moonbats.
    No man shall come between another man and his bacon sandwich!
    If we can’t slaughter pigs then our hunter/farmer instincts will have to be satisfied by other means. I can see Libtard and Muslim hunting become a popular sport in the future.

    https://bpsfuelforthought.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/double_barrel_shotgun__looking_down_the_muzzle_by_kirbotc-d5g9pjl.jpg
    This is what you will see if you come between me and my bacon….

  24. 1337 says:

    OMGAH. I frickin’ love his comedy so much!

  25. Hungjumper says:

    Geez….shouldn’t they blame Islam as being a hell of a lot more dangerous????

  26. Hungjumper says:

    Geez….shouldn’t they blame Islam as being a hell of a lot more dangerous????

  27. 1337 says:

    Pork rinds puffs– The new strokey bacon Cereal!

  28. Mr. Freemarket says:

    God gives us chocolate and bacon because he loves us.

  29. Mr. Freemarket says:

    When was the last time that a pig either crucified or cut off the head of a Christian?

  30. Mr. Freemarket says:

    God gives us chocolate and bacon because he loves us.

  31. Mr. Freemarket says:

    When was the last time that a pig either crucified or cut off the head of a Christian?

  32. Bully says:

    UN says both smoking and bacon are a cancer threat? That means neither one is a threat. Just more ‘study’ BS from the leftists. The UN belongs in Belgium so we could ignore it even more.

  33. Bully says:

    UN says both smoking and bacon are a cancer threat? That means neither one is a threat. Just more ‘study’ BS from the leftists. The UN belongs in Belgium so we could ignore it even more.

  34. Sovereign_Citizen says:

    Go get your bacon fat while you can and make sure you spread some on your local Mosque:) You can also chat up your local pig farmer for plenty of pig urine and you will want to put that in a water gun and squirt it at your local mosque as well.

  35. NotKennedy says:

    Did you ever feel like eating bacon after getting laid? Would you rather be downwind from a pit BBQ or someone sucking the smoke of burning vegetable matter into their lungs and then bellowing out a stench you can smell on an interstate highway?

    If Islam is the church of Satan, then the U.N. is his seminary. I wouldn’t turn my back on a muslim and a sow, just look what they do to their own offspring. It’s about time for God to flood the deserts around the Mediterranean and cleanse the earth of Islamic defilement.

  36. NotKennedy says:

    Did you ever feel like eating bacon after getting laid? Would you rather be downwind from a pit BBQ or someone sucking the smoke of burning vegetable matter into their lungs and then bellowing out a stench you can smell on an interstate highway?

    If Islam is the church of Satan, then the U.N. is his seminary. I wouldn’t turn my back on a muslim and a sow, just look what they do to their own offspring. It’s about time for God to flood the deserts around the Mediterranean and cleanse the earth of Islamic defilement.

  37. NotKennedy says:

    Looks like a duck gun, is it a Citori?

  38. NotKennedy says:

    Looks like a duck gun, is it a Citori?

  39. Hungjumper says:

    Indeed,……or dragged them to death behind a vehicle on an asphalt road, laughing as the victim’s extremities where ground down to stubs.

  40. Hungjumper says:

    Indeed,……or dragged them to death behind a vehicle on an asphalt road, laughing as the victim’s extremities where ground down to stubs.

  41. NotKennedy says:

    There is a variation on pork rinds, in Louisiana, called cracklins, sort a cross between smoked/fried bacon and the rind–probably not recommended more than once a month, or thereabouts. Then, there’s boudain, a rice sausage combination that will take the chill off the nastiest day in February and put a smile where it belongs! I recommend The Best Stop, if you happen to be passing by on I-10, a couple of miles west of Lafayette. Get some pickled quail eggs too.

  42. NotKennedy says:

    There is a variation on pork rinds, in Louisiana, called cracklins, sort a cross between smoked/fried bacon and the rind–probably not recommended more than once a month, or thereabouts. Then, there’s boudain, a rice sausage combination that will take the chill off the nastiest day in February and put a smile where it belongs! I recommend The Best Stop, if you happen to be passing by on I-10, a couple of miles west of Lafayette. Get some pickled quail eggs too.

  43. MAS says:

    My granny used to make cracklins whenever I would visit. Cubed pork fat breaded with flour, salt, and pepper then deep fried in lard. Crunchy golden brown deliciousness!

  44. MAS says:

    My granny used to make cracklins (aka: chicharron) whenever I would visit. Cubed pork fat breaded with flour, salt, and pepper then deep fried in lard. Crunchy golden brown deliciousness! My heart slows down just thinking about pumping all that fat through…

    P.S.

    There is a local eatery that makes chicken fried bacon as an appetizer. Granny’s recipe would make them cry though.

  45. MAS says:

    Nope, no flood. The next one will be with fire…

  46. MAS says:

    How about while getting laid? No flood. The next one will be with fire…

  47. Lentenlands says:

    But don’t worry folks, the elites like rockefeller and rothschild and the NAZI’s at their united nations scam will be promoting healthy genetically modified burgers made from their feces!

    Oh the plans they have for the planet full of slaves that serve them!

    http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2011/06/17/japanese-scientists-create-meat-from-poop.html

  48. Lentenlands says:

    But don’t worry folks, the elites like rockefeller and rothschild and the NAZI’s at their united nations scam will be promoting healthy genetically modified burgers made from their feces!

    Oh the plans they have for the planet full of slaves that serve them!

    http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2011/06/17/japanese-scientists-create-meat-from-poop.html

  49. Xavier says:

    My neighbor is 88 and she lives on bacon and Marlboros.
    Tough old bird, too. She can shoot better than I can.

  50. Xavier says:

    My neighbor is 88 and she lives on bacon and Marlboros.
    Tough old bird, too. She can shoot better than I can.

  51. Eastwood Ravine says:

    Make bacon illegal?
    1) That’s downright un-American, and
    2) Just try it, Leftist Goons. The right to have bacon as breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and every other snack and form in-between is a hill worth dying upon.

  52. Eastwood Ravine says:

    Make bacon illegal?
    1) That’s downright un-American, and
    2) Just try it, Leftist Goons. The right to have bacon as breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and every other snack and form in-between is a hill worth dying upon.

  53. 762x51 says:

    Of course they have professional, unbiased studies to back this up, just like with climate change.

    Man, I can’t wait to see them try to ban bacon.

  54. 762x51 says:

    Of course they have professional, unbiased studies to back this up, just like with climate change.

    Man, I can’t wait to see them try to ban bacon.

  55. HarleyBobb says:

    Banning Pork ! Are we getting readied for Muzziefication?

  56. HarleyBobb a Deplorable says:

    Banning Pork ! Are we getting readied for Muzziefication?

  57. DrEvil007 says:

    When bacon is outlawed only outlaws will have bacon. They’ll have to pry it from my cold, greasy hands.

  58. DrEvil007 says:

    When bacon is outlawed only outlaws will have bacon. They’ll have to pry it from my cold, greasy hands.

  59. 762x51 says:

    I had a friend who’s father was 88 when he had a heart attack. The jackhole doctor told him he couldn’t eat bacon or eggs which he had done daily for the preceding 88 years. The theory was that, “it will kill him” to which my friend replied, “it hasn’t killed him in 88 years”. The old man died 5 years later at age 93, eating his favorite breakfast every one of those days.. I conclude that if you eat bacon and eggs every day for breakfast, in 85 or 95 years you will die.

    That is my safety tip for today.

  60. 762x51 says:

    I had a friend who’s father was 88 when he had a heart attack. The jackhole doctor told him he couldn’t eat bacon or eggs which he had done daily for the preceding 88 years. The theory was that, “it will kill him” to which my friend replied, “it hasn’t killed him in 88 years”. The old man died 5 years later at age 93, eating his favorite breakfast every one of those days.. I conclude that if you eat bacon and eggs every day for breakfast, in 85 or 95 years you will die.

    That is my safety tip for today.

  61. 762x51 says:

    You mean IslamoNazi’s.

  62. 762x51 says:

    You mean IslamoNazi’s.

  63. 762x51 says:

    Actually, it belongs in Syria so we can hit it from the air.

    Unload a couple of GBU-43/B on them and poof, no more problem.

    Fuel Air Explosives mean never having to say you are sorry.

  64. 762x51 says:

    Actually, it belongs in Syria so we can hit it from the air.

    Unload a couple of GBU-43/B on them and poof, no more problem.

    Fuel Air Explosives mean never having to say you are sorry.

  65. 762x51 says:

    Not that they will see it because I will come for them in the night, but this is what will be hunting them if they try and take my bacon or anything else for that matter.

    I don’t think these assholes realize how thin the ice is that they are on.

  66. 762x51 says:

    Not that they will see it because I will come for them in the night, but this is what will be hunting them if they try and take my bacon or anything else for that matter.

    I don’t think these assholes realize how thin the ice is that they are on.

  67. NotKennedy says:

    Not too proud, or too old, to remember having “ridden” a wide-glide, a time or two. Haha, there used to be a expression, to the effect of having to tie a pork chop around the neck just to get a dog to … ah never mind!
    Agreed on what’s coming next, sure hope I’m gone with the first wave, this world is going to get a lot worse. Obama and his enablers are just roadies in the plan but there is also no possibility of them ever turning away from what they are, they wear the mark.

  68. NotKennedy says:

    Not too proud, or too old, to remember having “ridden” a wide-glide, a time or two. Haha, there used to be a expression, to the effect of having to tie a pork chop around the neck just to get a dog to … ah never mind!
    Agreed on what’s coming next, sure hope I’m gone with the first wave, this world is going to get a lot worse. Obama and his enablers are just roadies in the plan but there is also no possibility of them ever turning away from what they are, they wear the mark.

  69. NotKennedy says:

    I have seen that spelled a couple of ways. In Opelousas I think they put an “e” on the end, as chicarrone. Ah, jeez, chicken fried bacon is more than I could think about. Paul Prudhomme just died, a week or so back–that man could cook.
    Shrimp etouffee, with butter, is about the limit of my indulgence, these days. I still make my own roux but only in the winter. Flat top ceramic stoves are about worthless for sort of thing, nothing beats natural gas for cooking but propane is a viable alternative.

  70. NotKennedy says:

    I have seen that spelled a couple of ways. In Opelousas I think they put an “e” on the end, as chicarrone. Ah, jeez, chicken fried bacon is more than I could think about. Paul Prudhomme just died, a week or so back–that man could cook.

    Shrimp etouffee, with butter, is about the limit of my indulgence, these days. I still make my own roux but only in the winter. Flat top ceramic stoves are about worthless for that sort of thing, nothing beats natural gas for cooking but propane is a viable alternative.

  71. Eastwood Ravine says:

    By that logic they should ban kale, because people die after eating kale… at some point! LOL!

  72. Eastwood Ravine says:

    By that logic they should ban kale, because people die after eating kale… at some point! LOL!

  73. MoIIy_Pitcher says:

    Obama is to American what eggplant is to steak.

  74. MoIIy_Pitcher says:

    Obama is to American what eggplant is to steak.

  75. Momster says:

    Just about the most fun a person can have! A super-soaker full of pig piss!

  76. Momster says:

    Just about the most fun a person can have! A super-soaker full of pig piss!

  77. Momster says:

    Don’t forget beer, too.

  78. Momster says:

    Don’t forget beer, too.

  79. Momster says:

    My recipe for bacon is to lightly dredge it in flour seasoned with a little pepper and onion powder. Bake it on a rack at 400 deg. F until crispy.

    A naughty variation is to dredge it in sugar and bake the same way. Sinfully delicious. Candy-coated bacon. Try it. Warning–its addictive.

  80. Momster says:

    My recipe for bacon is to lightly dredge it in flour seasoned with a little pepper and onion powder. Bake it on a rack at 400 deg. F until crispy.

    A naughty variation is to dredge it in sugar and bake the same way. Sinfully delicious. Candy-coated bacon. Try it. Warning–its addictive.

  81. bobdog19006 says:

  82. bobdog19006 says:

  83. bobdog19006 says:

    Needs more choke, and don’t forget to lead.

  84. bobdog19006 says:

    Needs more choke, and don’t forget to lead.

  85. Momster says:

    As I have posted in the past…My dad (born 1916) told me that when he was a kid you were not supposed to eat egg whites as they would supposedly put albumin in your urine and ruin your kidneys. Then came–don’t eat egg yolks, the cholesterol will give you hardening of the arteries. Then it was eating egg white omlettes (yuck). Now eggs are ok again. All fads fade.

  86. oldguy says:

    It’s becoming obvious that the problems of the world are not caused by Muslims, or Mexicans or whatever race you want to identify. The problem’s are caused by white elites. Sooner or later the rest of us are going to have to do something about them.

  87. Momster says:

    As I have posted in the past…My dad (born 1916) told me that when he was a kid you were not supposed to eat egg whites as they would supposedly put albumin in your urine and ruin your kidneys. Then came–don’t eat egg yolks, the cholesterol will give you hardening of the arteries. Then it was eating egg white omlettes (yuck). Now eggs are ok again. All fads fade.

  88. oldguy says:

    It’s becoming obvious that the problems of the world are not caused by Muslims, or Mexicans or whatever race you want to identify. The problem’s are caused by white elites. Sooner or later the rest of us are going to have to do something about them.

  89. Momster says:

    And re “soylent green”–don’t give planned parenthood any ideas. Sell the organs and brains–turn the rest into soylent green. You know-baby carrots, baby corn, baby soylent.

  90. Momster says:

    And re “soylent green”–don’t give planned parenthood any ideas. Sell the organs and brains–turn the rest into soylent green. You know-baby carrots, baby corn, baby soylent.

  91. Momster says:

    They may take our lives, but they will never take our BACON!

  92. Momster says:

    They may take our lives, but they will never take our BACON!

  93. Wilberforce says:

    Especially here in Iowa, the top ranking state in pork production. G’head, control freaks. Just try it.

  94. Wilberforce says:

    Especially here in Iowa, the top ranking state in pork production. G’head, control freaks. Just try it.

  95. Ol' Uncle Lar says:

    Pretty good chance he outlived the Doctor too!!

  96. Ol' Uncle Lar says:

    Pretty good chance he outlived the Doctor too!!

  97. MAS says:

    Chicharron is more proper Spanish chicharrones is how our border brothers say it…always in the plural because you just cant stop at one.

    I miss Justin Wilson and his Cajun whiskey “Jock Danielle”.

  98. MAS says:

    Chicharron is more proper Spanish chicharrones is how our border brothers say it…always in the plural because you just cant stop at one.

    I miss Justin Wilson and his Cajun whiskey “Jock Danielle”.

  99. NotKennedy says:

    Dang, you must at least as old as I if you remember the golden days of PBS!

    Joostayn is about as phonetically reasonable as I can think to spell they way he spoke. He was one hell of a put on and a great entertainer.

    I was raised in Abbeville, in the 50s, and there are still a lot of folks in the area speaking “French” or at least inflecting like they’re speaking French… a dialect of their own.

    Years later, I nearly bought a dairy farm in Amite, up in Justin’s area, but it foreclosed before I could close a deal. In retrospect, I am pretty sure the Lord was looking out for me, even when I didn’t ask (or want) Him too!!

    Those were also the days of Julia Child, Victory Garden and a bunch of stuff had not yet become socialist drone propaganda screed, as it became.

    Crawfish buds will get started next month, if it’s cold enough, and could be ready for boiling in Jan/Feb/Mar… probably shouldn’t discuss the options or refinements of consuming crawfish among the uninitiated, lest they get the wrong idea.

  100. NotKennedy says:

    Dang, you must at least as old as I if you remember the golden days of PBS!

    Joostayn is about as phonetically reasonable as I can think to spell they way he spoke. He was one hell of a put on and a great entertainer.

    I was raised in Abbeville, in the 50s, and there are still a lot of folks in the area speaking “French” or at least inflecting like they’re speaking French… a dialect of their own.

    Years later, I nearly bought a dairy farm in Amite, up in Justin’s area, but it foreclosed before I could close a deal. In retrospect, I am pretty sure the Lord was looking out for me, even when I didn’t ask (or want) Him too!!

    Those were also the days of Julia Child, Victory Garden and a bunch of stuff had not yet become socialist drone propaganda screed, as it became.

    Crawfish buds will get started next month, if it’s cold enough, and could be ready for boiling in Jan/Feb/Mar… probably shouldn’t discuss the options or refinements of consuming crawfish among the uninitiated, lest they get the wrong idea.

  101. Cameraman says:

    The Damn UN is A Cancer..time to take out the Trash!!!

  102. Cameraman says:

    The Damn UN is A Cancer..time to take out the Trash!!!

  103. SUSANM621 says:

    Who are they to tell me what & what not to eat. I’ll what I like, when I eat.

  104. SUSANM621 says:

    Who are they to tell me what & what not to eat. I’ll what I like, when I eat.

  105. SUSANM621 says:

    Mine too

  106. SUSANM621 says:

    Mine too

  107. SUSANM621 says:

    My grandmother yrs ago used be on fat like butter, could not afford butter way back then, died at the age of 90.

  108. SUSANM621 says:

    my grandmother used bacon fat like butter, lived till 90.

  109. Appalled By The World says:

    Eggs are OK again? Cool! Until the Useless Nations decide otherwise.

  110. Appalled By The World says:

    Eggs are OK again? Cool! Until the Useless Nations decide otherwise.

  111. Marylou says:

    Nitrates (used as preservatives) become carcinogenic when they mix with our stomach acid. This has been common knowledge among nutritionists for the past 40+ years, and it has never been a secret. Saddest of all, there is no need for preservatives since everyone now has a freezer. So buy your bacon in the frozen foods section and write the nitrate pushers, explaining why you are no longer buying their products.

  112. Marylou says:

    Nitrates (used as preservatives) become carcinogenic when they mix with our stomach acid. This has been common knowledge among nutritionists for the past 40+ years, and it has never been a secret. Saddest of all, there is no need for preservatives since everyone now has a freezer. So buy your bacon in the frozen foods section and write the nitrate pushers, explaining why you are no longer buying their products.

  113. Momster says:

    Bingo!

  114. Momster says:

    Bingo!

  115. depwavid says:

    Anybody wanna bet that most of the nations pushing this are also heavy into the arse-lifter religion?

  116. Depwavid says:

    Anybody wanna bet that most of the nations pushing this are also heavy into the arse-lifter religion?

  117. depwavid says:

    If they ban bacon, we could always use the ban-happy parasites as long pig!

  118. Depwavid says:

    If they ban bacon, we could always use the ban-happy parasites as long pig!

  119. depwavid says:

    At the risk of being tendentious, we’ve just accidentally discovered a place to dump Cobalt-60 medical isotope waste that won’t harm real humans… };^)}

  120. Depwavid says:

    At the risk of being tendentious, we’ve just accidentally discovered a place to dump Cobalt-60 medical isotope waste that won’t harm real humans… };^)}

  121. depwavid says:

    A good shelling with 155s ought to do it.

  122. Depwavid says:

    A good shelling with 155s ought to do it.

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