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Sep 13 2013

Use Found for Jerry Brown’s California

We used to lock up the unreachably insane. Then we tried letting them run loose. Many ended up living on the streets, which provided the liberal media with ready examples of abject poverty to support its denunciations of economic freedom. But with a socialist entrenched in the White House, homeless head cases no longer serve that purpose, and people get sick of random violence, public defecation, et cetera. Nevada has discovered another solution:

A new lawsuit filed by the city of San Francisco on behalf of the state of California alleges that over the past five years, the state of Nevada has dumped 1,500 mental patients onto other states by putting them on Greyhound busses and sending them over state lines with no prior arrangements with families or other mental hospitals once they arrive.

By “other states” they mean primarily the erstwhile Golden State. Some patients were given the names of shelters or told to dial 911 upon arrival in California, according to the formal complaint.

Dumping lunatics in the Land of Fruits and Nuts is an excellent idea. Not only will they feel perfectly at home in a state that would react to an economic crisis by putting Governor Moonbeam back in power, but it is suitable revenge for the previously sane parts of the country that have been infected with moonbattery by Californians escaping the mess their liberalism made of their own state.

California bureaucrats can take solace that at least they won’t have to import as many government-dependent Democrat voters from Mexico.

No offense meant to countermoonbats trapped behind enemy lines.

Going to California.

On a tip from LOL!

29 Responses to “Use Found for Jerry Brown’s California”

  1. modd kenwood says:

    we’re all bozos on this bus

  2. marcus t. cicero says:

    Like spilling water into the ocean,LOL…

  3. Flu-Bird says:

    We here in Northern California/Sothern Oregon have always desired to suceed and form the 51st State of Jefferson and telling our idiot govenors to GO POUND SAND

  4. juandos says:


    That’s some of the funniest stuff I’ve read in a long time…

    Dumping lunatics in the Land of Fruits and Nuts is an excellent idea“…

    Well said sir! Very well said…

  5. KHarn says:

    I don’t remember the exact dialog, but back in an old Lucy Ball show, Gail Gordon described California thusly:
    “Give me your tired, your poor, your kooky, your oddballs, your weird. AND THEY FLOCK HERE!”

  6. Ummah Gummah says:


    Substitute Mexico for Nevada and California for the Unites States.. I think we all get the picture..

    Now whom do WE sue?


  7. Ummah Gummah says:


    Was supposed to read:

    Substitute Mexico for Nevada and the Unites States for California..


  8. Laurie says:

    John Kerry is mocked by Russia again:

    The weaknesses by the members of the Hussein administration is so obvious that the Russians don’t hide their disdain. They openly mock Obama and Kerry.

    Our only hope now is that the Tea Party puts up a strong candidate in 2016 so that we can get all the Democrats out of office as well as the RINOs.


  9. Perfect. And who will they get to testify? Crazy people? That will work well for them. Their only hope is to do the same thing. Thus creating a whole new bus line that keep homeless people permanently on the road from one station to another.

    It’s time to put those fences up at the state lines. I’m personally very tired of all the crazy people from California, Massachusetts, NY, NJ and Maryland, coming to Virginia.

  10. AKRob says:

    The funny thing is that back when LA had the Olympics, CA got caught doing homeless sweeps. They were picking up the homeless in LA and bussing them one way to Arizona and Nevada. Just a little payback I guess.

  11. SNuss says:

    At least now we know where California politicians come from.

  12. Doug says:

    I thought Hairy Reed was the senator from Nevada? Now he’s Barbara Boxer’s flying monkey?

  13. IslandLifer says:

    Pot meets kettle. CA does the same damn thing.

  14. Moonbeam Shines Down says:

    Bwahaha! That bus picture is great. I am laugh out loud.

  15. John Lewis says:

    Of course Nevada does this! Probably police all over North America do this.

    The system in Canada is, that when police anywhere in Atlantic Canada get tired of a bum, they put him on a bus west – to Quebec. Now Quebecers can be very generous but they grow enough bums of their own not to need imports. So very soon the bums are on their way to Ottawa. Ottawa is cold as Hades in winter and miserably hot and humid in summer, so the bums are glad enough to be put on a bus to Toronto. There they stay for quite a while, as the Toronto climate isn’t as brutal as in points eastward, and people are generous. Furthermore, the next step is a biggie: Winnipeg. But sooner or later (if they survive) off they go. I don’t know how long they stay – there is zero toleration in the Prairie Provinces for bums, and if Ottawa is cold as Hades, Winnipeg IS Hades. Anyway, one way or another, they end up in Vancouver. Vancouver is as close as it gets to lotusland in Canada; it is almost possible to live out of doors in winter. And the Vancouverites LIKE their fruits and nuts (well, the first provincial governor was named Amour de Cosmos (an American, actually – as I say Vancouver can’t grow enough of its own nuts so happily imports them)). There is even a leftist protective association for them! And there they stay until they rot or run for politics.

  16. Bo Jangles says:

    The perfect use for Mexifornia? Use it as a nuke test site, but don’t spoil it all by telling anyone.

  17. Wizard45 says:

    KHarn: I always liked Dennis Miller’s take on the situation.
    “Livin’ in California is like livin’ in a granola bar; what ain’t fruits and nuts is flakes.”

  18. JNN says:

    I don’t see a problem with this. Let’s see if San Fran’s progs can “help”. This might stop them from trying to destroy the US.

  19. Spurwing Plover says:

    The BEVERLY HILLBILLIES have left California and The Disdales and Miss Hathaway went with them

  20. Creepy Ass Crakah says:

    “No offense meant to countermoonbats trapped behind enemy lines.”

    F++k that noise Dave! Next time you’re ever in San Francisco (just humour me here) ask a bum where he’s from.

    I have yet to find even one that’s from the area, Hell even California! We have all imports here and it’s because of the govt’s transient dinner bell that’s ringing from SF city hall to the state capital. I was in the city this past weekend in downtown and between the Niner’s/ Giant’s game, America’s Cup, etc I swear there were more bums out than I’ve ever seen. Time to fleece the tourists I guess.

    Hell even most of the leftists/hippies were all imports from one place or another at some time.

    Pelosi- import.
    Feinstein- import
    Bab’s Boxer- import
    Barbara Lee- import
    Maxine Waters- import.

    Sould I go on?

  21. Bo Jangles says:

    You’re right Creepy, but i couldn’t think of a better place for all of them.

  22. Colonel Kilgore Trout says:

    Feinstein proposes amendment to end alternative conservative media:

  23. […] Use Found for Jerry Brown’s California […]

  24. Flu-Bird says:

    In Southern California where the abnormal is consitred normal

  25. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    A lawsuit ?
    So much for the “compassionate” left

  26. Ian Random says:

    How can they have standing in court? Oh wait, it doesn’t involve the voters so it must be okay.

  27. 762x51 says:

    So Nevada exported is insane and retarded to Kalifornia and they noticed? How could that be?

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