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Jan 16 2015

Vagina Monologues Excluded for Excluding “Women” Who Don’t Have Vaginas

Sooner or later, every totalitarian movement turns on its own. Just ask Leon Trotsky, the Soviet communist with the icepick in his head. Or ask Eve Ensler, barking moonbat author of the “Vagina Monologues,” which will no longer be performed at all-womyn Mount Holyoke College because the Project Theatre Board finds even this infamously tasteless excretion of the feminist movement to be insufficiently progressive since it “is not inclusive of transgender students”:

In a school-wide email from the Theatre Board, a representative from the group, Erin Murphy, explained the problems with the play and the reasoning behind its discontinuation.

“At its core, the show offers an extremely narrow perspective on what it means to be a woman…Gender is a wide and varied experience, one that cannot simply be reduced to biological or anatomical distinctions, and many of us who have participated in the show have grown increasingly uncomfortable presenting material that is inherently reductionist and exclusive,” the email, obtained by Campus Reform, said.

Murphy also perceives other thought crimes—regarding race, class, and “other identities”—within a play that until recently might have been regarded as political correctness pushed to the last extreme of self-parody.

Mount Holyoke will replace it with their own version of the play, intended to be more ideologically pure. They are probably doing the same thing to Shakespeare.

Correction: Mount Holyoke is not all-women. Not anymore. In keeping with the school’s official ideology, it will now accept mentally disturbed men who pretend to be women.

Those who can’t figure out what the word “woman” even means to a liberal anymore are encouraged to watch the following video detailing the school’s new policy. Be forewarned that if it doesn’t shatter your sanity it will probably induce convulsive vomiting.

On a tip from Steve T. Hat tip: Patterico’s Pontifications.




89 Responses to “Vagina Monologues Excluded for Excluding “Women” Who Don’t Have Vaginas”

  1. Softly Bob says:

    You’re right. I watched the clip and for a brief insane moment I lost all touch with reality, forgot who I was, where I was and how I got here. Luckily I snapped out of it.
    I’ve got to the point now where I don’t even bother with Libtards. They’re beyond all hope. I’m just living in a World where some people are sane and some people are barking mad. I avoid the barking mad ones as much as I can whether they be tree-huggers, vegans, feminists, transsexuals, Democrats or Muslim clerics.
    There’s no point engaging these people, you’d have a better chance of reasoning with a savage dog whose food you have just snatched away while he was eating it.
    Just stay well clear of these loons, their insanity is probably contagious anyway. I treat them like lepers. I won’t even go anywhere near San Francisco in case I catch something from breathing the smog-filled air there.

  2. Saxon Warrior says:

    You’re right. I watched the clip and for a brief insane moment I lost all touch with reality, forgot who I was, where I was and how I got here. Luckily I snapped out of it.
    I’ve got to the point now where I don’t even bother with Libtards. They’re beyond all hope. I’m just living in a World where some people are sane and some people are barking mad. I avoid the barking mad ones as much as I can whether they be tree-huggers, vegans, feminists, transsexuals, Democrats or Muslim clerics.
    There’s no point engaging these people, you’d have a better chance of reasoning with a savage dog whose food you have just snatched away while he was eating it.
    Just stay well clear of these loons, their insanity is probably contagious anyway. I treat them like lepers. I won’t even go anywhere near San Francisco in case I catch something from breathing the smog-filled air there.

  3. Appalled By The World says:

    I guess you have to be the right sort of freak to earn a free pass in the world of the whackos.

  4. Appalled By The World says:

    I guess you have to be the right sort of freak to earn a free pass in the world of the whackos.

  5. Appalled By The World says:

    This sums it all up perectly!

  6. Appalled By The World says:

    This sums it all up perectly!

  7. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    It’s high time for either a major epidemic wiping out billions, worldwide famine, or nuclear holocaust. Please God, BRING IT ON QUICKLY.

  8. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    It’s high time for either a major epidemic wiping out billions, worldwide famine, or nuclear holocaust. Please God, BRING IT ON QUICKLY.

  9. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    It won’t be “smog” you catch.

  10. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    It won’t be “smog” you catch.

  11. Americangirl5 says:

    The body part I think of when I read this is “ass”. I wish I had that much time in my day.

  12. Americangirl5 says:

    The body part I think of when I read this is “ass”. I wish I had that much time in my day.

  13. Son_of_Taz says:

    Imagine if these idiots invented the game of baseball and, during the game, made so many rule changes that by the ninth inning, the players would be playing water polo.

    There’s no computer yet invented that can keep track of all the permutations of libtards.

  14. Eddie_Valiant says:

    Imagine if these idiots invented the game of baseball and, during the game, made so many rule changes that by the ninth inning, the players would be playing water polo.

    There’s no computer yet invented that can keep track of all the permutations of libtards.

  15. WMD says:

    Ahhh, those girls sre so idealistic. (read: stupid). Their college is not a microcosm of the world. It’s an insulated bubble where everyone thinks the same and that uniformity is demanded. At some point, some of them may enter the real world and it’s going to chew them up. Good luck bitches.

  16. WMD says:

    Ahhh, those girls sre so idealistic. (read: stupid). Their college is not a microcosm of the world. It’s an insulated bubble where everyone thinks the same and that uniformity is demanded. At some point, some of them may enter the real world and it’s going to chew them up. Good luck bitches.

  17. Softly Bob says:

    There wouldn’t be any ball for starters because that’s too competitive and you can’t have winners and losers because that wouldn’t be fair because it would discriminate against the losers and everybody is equal.
    There wouldn’t be a bat either because a bat is a long phallic item and therefore is symbolic of male oppression.
    There would be no teams either because that is divisive and is not inclusive. Teams create rivalry and rivalry leads to micro-aggression.
    In fact it would be a good idea for them to put water on the pitch because water is symbolic of birth and is feminine because it supports life. Femininity is good – masculinity is bad and symbolizes rape. Each player would also have to wear a one-piece costume because that way there are no apparent differences in gender suggested by the clothing.
    Eventually the ball would have to be reintroduced because nothing would be happening, but the ball could not be hard or heavy because that is dangerous and a serious health and safety risk. Instead the ball would be inflatable and full of air. The teams would also be introduced again in the interests of promoting diversity.

    So yeah, you’re right – the baseball would turn into water polo!

  18. Saxon Warrior says:

    There wouldn’t be any ball for starters because that’s too competitive and you can’t have winners and losers because that wouldn’t be fair because it would discriminate against the losers and everybody is equal.
    There wouldn’t be a bat either because a bat is a long phallic item and therefore is symbolic of male oppression.
    There would be no teams either because that is divisive and is not inclusive. Teams create rivalry and rivalry leads to micro-aggression.
    In fact it would be a good idea for them to put water on the pitch because water is symbolic of birth and is feminine because it supports life. Femininity is good – masculinity is bad and symbolizes rape. Each player would also have to wear a one-piece costume because that way there are no apparent differences in gender suggested by the clothing.
    Eventually the ball would have to be reintroduced because nothing would be happening, but the ball could not be hard or heavy because that is dangerous and a serious health and safety risk. Instead the ball would be inflatable and full of air. The teams would also be introduced again in the interests of promoting diversity.

    So yeah, you’re right – the baseball would turn into water polo!

  19. Exile1981 says:

    You know if we could just find a way to keep the moonbats contained and away from the levers of power they would turn on themselves and eventually there would be but a few left, who would be the craziest of the lot and could be institutionalized as required.

  20. Exile1981 says:

    You know if we could just find a way to keep the moonbats contained and away from the levers of power they would turn on themselves and eventually there would be but a few left, who would be the craziest of the lot and could be institutionalized as required.

  21. Exile1981 says:

    omg that was funny

  22. Exile1981 says:

    omg that was funny

  23. Wilberforce says:

    From the article, a few corrections if I may:

    …Gender is a wide and varied experience…”
    No. No, it is not.

    …one that cannot simply be reduced to biological or anatomical distinctions…”

    Yes. Yes, it can and must. By definition.

    These people are absolutely certifiable.

  24. Wilberforce says:

    From the article, a few corrections if I may:

    …Gender is a wide and varied experience…”
    No. No, it is not.

    …one that cannot simply be reduced to biological or anatomical distinctions…”

    Yes. Yes, it can and must. By definition.

    These people are absolutely certifiable.

  25. david dorian says:

    See, at heart all this is ENVY.

    IT eats at whatever it sees. It must control, coerce and demand anything not itself be destroyed.

    What a joke these people are. But very dangerous, destructive and evil to others.

  26. david dorian says:

    See, at heart all this is ENVY.

    IT eats at whatever it sees. It must control, coerce and demand anything not itself be destroyed.

    What a joke these people are. But very dangerous, destructive and evil to others.

  27. Chronos Z. Wonderpig says:

    yes, the a-hole chronicles – all inclusive!!

  28. Chronos Z. Wonderpig says:

    yes, the a-hole monologues – all inclusive!!

  29. Appalled By The World says:

    Maybe they think that if they say such nonsense enough times it will actually come to pass. They are rather amusing in a twisted way, if nothing else.

  30. Appalled By The World says:

    Maybe they think that if they say such nonsense enough times it will actually come to pass. They are rather amusing in a twisted way, if nothing else.

  31. Appalled By The World says:

    That would almost be the definition of heaven were it to happen.

  32. Appalled By The World says:

    That would almost be the definition of heaven were it to happen.

  33. Appalled By The World says:

    Delusional Lefties always have too much time on their hands. That’s why the world is in the shape it is because they come up with new insanity on an hourly basis.

  34. Appalled By The World says:

    Delusional Lefties always have too much time on their hands. That’s why the world is in the shape it is because they come up with new insanity on an hourly basis.

  35. Appalled By The World says:

    Nothing wrong with this-so long as the right billions are wiped out.

  36. Appalled By The World says:

    Nothing wrong with this-so long as the right billions are wiped out.

  37. RestlessLegs says:

    So, to be consistent, shouldn’t any offended transgenders be labeled vaginaphobes?

  38. RestlessLegs says:

    So, to be consistent, shouldn’t any offended transgenders be labeled vaginaphobes?

  39. Wilberforce says:

    Thought the same thing: pure magical thinking.

    Then I wonder how they support themselves. I true free-market would weed this nonsense out, but in steps the government to save the day.

  40. Wilberforce says:

    Thought the same thing: pure magical thinking.

    Then I wonder how they support themselves. A true free-market would weed this nonsense out, but in steps the government to save the day.

  41. Momster says:

    They ARE institutionalized–Mt. Holyoke is an education institution.

  42. Momster says:

    They ARE institutionalized–Mt. Holyoke is an education institution.

  43. Momster says:

    Most never have to enter the real world. They went to school on mummy and daddy’s inheritance, a Pell grant, or a Frances Perkins scholarship. They will become teachers and give classes in ____________ studies and never pry their gums from the bountiful, flowing teat of academia.

  44. Momster says:

    Most never have to enter the real world. They went to school on mummy and daddy’s inheritance, a Pell grant, or a Frances Perkins scholarship. They will become teachers and give classes in ____________ studies and never pry their gums from the bountiful, flowing teat of academia.

  45. WMD says:

    Exactly right. I have cousin who went to college in the seventies. He’s still in college to this day.

  46. WMD says:

    Exactly right. I have cousin who went to college in the seventies. He’s still in college to this day.

  47. Momster says:

    The transgendered feel right at home at Mt. Holyoke because everyone knows that the only difference between a Mountie (Mount-me) and a Smith College woman is that the Mounties have bigger mustaches.

    The transgendered male-to-female wouldn’t have to worry about facial-leg-chest hair removal. [S]he wouldn’t even have to worry about getting breast implants, hormone therapy, or even a chopadickoffme–[s]he would fit right in just as is.

  48. Momster says:

    The transgendered feel right at home at Mt. Holyoke because everyone knows that the only difference between a Mountie (Mount-me) and a Smith College woman is that the Mounties have bigger mustaches.

    The transgendered male-to-female wouldn’t have to worry about facial-leg-chest hair removal. [S]he wouldn’t even have to worry about getting breast implants, hormone therapy, or even a chopadickoffme–[s]he would fit right in just as is.

  49. zombiekiller117 says:

    I had to check twice I was linked to Moon Battery and not the satire site ‘The Onion’.
    This is why I follow Moon Battery on Twitter, he consistently brings the best of modern silliness to my screen !

  50. Cleric Preston says:

    I had to check twice I was linked to Moon Battery and not the satire site ‘The Onion’.
    This is why I follow Moon Battery on Twitter, he consistently brings the best of modern silliness to my screen !

    On serious note though, these fools are going to dance into the lake of fire like Gollum at the end of Lord of the Rings. They are so fixated on their perverse goals that they can’t see they’ll end up destroying themselves.

    Not that these people would have read (or even watched) Lord of the Rings- it’s ‘racist’ don’t you know…
    http://www.theguardian.com/books/2002/dec/02/jrrtolkien.lordoftherings

  51. Jester says:

    But if you listen closely to every one of the… um… people in that clip, you’ll notice that they all speak exclusively in questions (i.e. they phrase every sentence, and sometimes every other word, as if it were a question; otherwise known as “uptalk”). It’s my biggest pet-peeve, because when a speaker does it they’re really asking you: “Hello? Are you listening to me? Do you believe me? Do you understand what I’m saying? No one I ever talk to ever listens to me, understands me, cares what I have to say, or believes me.” And there’s obviously a reason (and/or reasons) for that.

  52. Jester says:

    But if you listen closely to every one of the… um… people in that clip, you’ll notice that they all speak exclusively in questions (i.e. they phrase every sentence, and sometimes every other word, as if it were a question; otherwise known as “uptalk”). It’s my biggest pet-peeve, because when a speaker does it they’re really asking you: “Hello? Are you listening to me? Do you believe me? Do you understand what I’m saying? No one I ever talk to ever listens to me, understands me, cares what I have to say, or believes me.” And there’s obviously a reason (and/or reasons) for that.

  53. hiram says:

    I wonder if they’ll book this guy at the student union…

    http://www.videoup.net/v/k1uzw3c05-84-year-old-sings-she-s-got-a-penis-on/

  54. hiram says:

    I wonder if they’ll book this guy at the student union…

    http://www.videoup.net/v/k1uzw3c05-84-year-old-sings-she-s-got-a-penis-on/

  55. KHarn says:

    “For ’tis the sport to have the engineer
    Hoist with his own petard”
    Hamlet Act 3, Scene 4

    In other words:
    “Ain’t it funny to see the idiots screwed by their own silliness?”

  56. KHarn says:

    “For ’tis the sport to have the engineer
    Hoist with his own petard”
    Hamlet Act 3, Scene 4

    In other words:
    “Ain’t it funny to see the idiots screwed by their own silliness?”

  57. Pork_Soda says:

    Yup. Again the leftist wyrm eats itself. This is who we are.

  58. Pork_Soda says:

    Yup. Again the leftist wyrm eats itself. This is who we are.

  59. bruce lorraine says:

    What’s really frightening is this generation will someday be running the world. God help us.

  60. bruce lorraine says:

    What’s really frightening is this generation will someday be running the world. God help us.

  61. Jodie says:

    Okay…riiiiggghhhttt…they cancelled the Vagina Monologues – NOT because they are the stupidest words ever written – but because transsexual men don’t have vaginas?

    Yeah, okay…ggggrrrrrhhhhh…

    Jesus, please come soon!!!!!!!

  62. Jodie says:

    Okay…riiiiggghhhttt…they cancelled the Vagina Monologues – NOT because they are the stupidest words ever written – but because transsexual men don’t have vaginas…

    Yeah, okay…ggggrrrrrhhhhh…

    Jesus, please come soon!!!!!!!

  63. TED says:

    These people(?) are the biggest JOKE ever made on civilization! Who knew the
    21st century plague would be INSANITY. SOON it will be to the point the left
    CAN’T stand each other SO MUCH we won’t have to put up with their crap
    anymore. Bye Bye assholes!

  64. TED says:

    These people(?) are the biggest JOKE ever made on civilization! Who knew the
    21st century plague would be INSANITY. SOON it will be to the point the left
    CAN’T stand each other SO MUCH we won’t have to put up with their crap
    anymore. Bye Bye assholes!

  65. dabney says:

    Pretty soon, a guy who looks and acts like a good ol’ boy quarterback will want to be accepted to Mt. Holyoke based on the argument that his inner-woman belongs there. They’ll have to let him in because, according to their own definition, “woman” is fluid and evolving and defined by the person’s subjective experience of womanhood. Then he’ll bring his quarterback friends to the school, and all the women — who outwardly look like both women and men, but who are all women on the inside — will all share the bathrooms and dorm rooms and then everyone’s heads will explode.

  66. dabney says:

    Pretty soon, a guy who looks and acts like a good ol’ boy quarterback will want to be accepted to Mt. Holyoke based on the argument that his inner-woman belongs there. They’ll have to let him in because, according to their own definition, “woman” is fluid and evolving and defined by the person’s subjective experience of womanhood. Then he’ll bring his quarterback-looking friends to join the school, and then all the women — who outwardly look like both women and men, but who are all women on the inside — will share the bathrooms and dorm rooms and it will totally look like a regular co-ed college. And then everyone’s heads will explode.

  67. Softly Bob says:

    The Vagina Monologues has to be one of the Moonbattiest things ever written, yet it now appears that it’s not Moonbatty enough.
    It’s just like Stalin. He had his loyal favorites until he realized they weren’t commie enough so he had them become ‘redundant’.

  68. Saxon Warrior says:

    The Vagina Monologues has to be one of the Moonbattiest things ever written, yet it now appears that it’s not Moonbatty enough.
    It’s just like Stalin. He had his loyal favorites until he realized they weren’t commie enough so he had them become ‘redundant’.

  69. these poor, sad creatures…..

  70. these poor, sad creatures…..

  71. the correct spelling would be “ruining”…..

  72. the correct spelling would be “ruining”…..

  73. it’s on the way, but God will have nothing to do with it. He’s doing a cosmic face-palm right about now….

  74. it’s on the way, but God will have nothing to do with it. He’s doing a cosmic face-palm right about now….

  75. bruce lorraine says:

    I think if we used a ‘ / ‘ between the two we’d both be correct 🙂

  76. bruce lorraine says:

    I think if we used a ‘ / ‘ between the two we’d both be correct 🙂

  77. Momster says:

    And when their heads do explode–there won’t be much of a mess, because they are mostly empty.

    What mess there will be, though, being mostly lefty ideas, will be toxic…a real hazmat situation. The mess-cleaner-uppers will have to wear not only hazmat suits but also earplugs so their iinds won’t be contaminated, either.

  78. Momster says:

    And when their heads do explode–there won’t be much of a mess, because they are mostly empty.

    What mess there will be, though, being mostly lefty ideas, will be toxic…a real hazmat situation. The mess-cleaner-uppers will have to wear not only hazmat suits but also earplugs so their iinds won’t be contaminated, either.

  79. Momster says:

    minds-not iinds

  80. Momster says:

    minds-not iinds

  81. Holdmynose says:

    The femanazies get nazied. Hollywood gets Sharptoned. First they came for conservatives now they’re after their own in purity purges.

  82. Holdmynose says:

    The femanazies get nazied. Hollywood gets Sharptoned. First they came for conservatives now they’re after their own in purity purges.

  83. erythrocephalicstepchild says:

    You have it all wrong. The issue is not that men don’t have vaginas. The inescapable, urgent and pressing issue is that real women have a penis.

    Evidently, you aren’t a tenured professor at an Ivy League university or you’d know this, you ignorant pleb.

  84. erythrocephalicstepchild says:

    You have it all wrong. The issue is not that men don’t have vaginas. The inescapable, urgent and pressing issue is that real women have a penis.

    Evidently, you aren’t a tenured professor at an Ivy League university or you’d know this, you ignorant pleb.

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