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Oct 26 2016

Vagina Monologues Found to Be Insufficiently Politically Correct

Sooner or later, totalitarian ideologies always eat themselves, having worked up an insatiable appetite by devouring everything else. For example, you might think that nothing could be more politically correct than feminazi Eve Ensler’s The Vagina Monologues. However, the vulgar moonbat play now qualifies as thoughtcrime:

The Vagina Monologues is “antiquated” because it suggests “that in order to be a woman, you must have a vagina,” an American University student has claimed.

Kendall Baron, a junior and a staffer at the Women’s Initiative, criticized the famous feminist play in an email first obtained by Campus Reform. The play “represents a binary representation of gender,” she wrote redundantly.

The phrase is redundant because gender is by definition binary. If you are XX, you are female and have a vagina. If you are XY, you are male and do not. There are no other options except in grotesque realms of deformity.

American University isn’t the only place The Vagina Monologues has fallen out of favor. Mount Holyoke College won’t perform it because it “is not inclusive of transgender students.” At Columbia University/Barnard College, white women were banned from taking part in a performance.

In a desperate attempt to stay relevant, Ensler protests that she “never defined a woman as a person with a vagina.” That is, despite her play being such a famous example of feminist expression, it is not about women; rather, it is about people with vaginas. But she ensnares herself by admitting that the play excludes women who do not have vaginas, like Bruce Jenner.

On a tip from Steve T.

16 Responses to “Vagina Monologues Found to Be Insufficiently Politically Correct”

  1. physicsnut says:

    that whole thing – and the war on women – is a distraction technique –
    to make sure nobody brings up the REAL issue:
    Demographics is Destiny. The population increase from the sixties till now is mostly due to immigration – thanks to the 1965 immigration act, and illegals, and phony refugee stuff that various groups promote. The media NEVER mentions any problems with this, and NEVER mentions jobs being shipped to Mexico and China. The idiot at NRO – Kevin Williamson never mentions that shipping OUT 70,000 factories has any impact on job opportunities in America. But you can bet that there are plenty of economists who understand it perfectly well.

    The clowns in charge know perfectly well that it has the same effect as moving millions of muslims into France – namely, generations of strife. Same as the King of England putting protestants into Catholic Ireland. That was pure Divide And Rule. Same here. But they hide it by shipping them to vermont and remote locations – why ? because of what happened to the South Bronx (which they never talk about – just like they never talk about muslims burning 50,000 cars in France, never mention islamic rapists etc etc etc etc – and they never mention bloc voting either.)

    also – you never see on TV anything about WHO selects the president’s CABINET.

  2. TrojanMan says:

    Was the picture at the bottom of the article really necessary?

  3. Polyphemus says:

    I would love to see Jeff Dunham work this into his show. I can only imagine what Bubba J and Henry would have to say to a talking vagina….

  4. Sweet, sweet schadenfreuede. I love it when one of their God-mocking ideologies cannibalizes another one.

  5. Occam's Stubble says:

    Trans women have virtual vaginas. There, problem solved.

  6. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    Right. Your population won’t accept collectivist authoritarian rule? Import people who will, and do all you can it make sure they don’t assimilate. Want to make damn sure the don’t assimilate? Import people with a fundamental belief system completely antithetical to Western culture. Short term benefit, they will vote for whoever facilitates bringing more of them in and those who give them free money. Long term, you get strife and conflict as the imported culture inevitably conflicts with the existing one, which is even better because that gives the authoritarians an excuse to grab more power and instills enough fear in people to let them do it.

  7. physicsnut says:

    you sure got that right !

  8. NotKennedy says:

    Bruce doesn’t have one? Hmm, does he still have the stuff he was born with?

    I wonder if Michael Moore has considered getting trans-gendered. It couldn’t hurt his image.

  9. Eddie_Valiant says:

    You didn’t read about Moore’s recent trans op? Here’s the post-op picture he released

  10. NotKennedy says:

    “One of those no-neck monsters hit me with some ice cream. Their fat little heads sit on their fat little bodies without a bit of connection… You can’t wring their necks if they got no necks to wring. Isn’t that right, honey?… Think of it, they’ve got five monsters and number six comin’ up.”

    Tennessee Williams, Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

  11. 762x51 says:

    So what you’re saying is, they have sand in their Vagina Monologues?

  12. StephaneDumas says:

    I thought he looked more like this. 😉

  13. Mr. Freemarket says:

    While they may have virtual vaginas, their mental illness is real enough.

  14. Mr. Freemarket says:

    So Moore started as a pile of crap, and, after surgery, was still a pile of crap.

  15. TED says:

    STUFF THIS in your monologue!!

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