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Jan 10 2014

Warning Label for Gasoline

First global cooling, then global warming, then climate change. Apparently, people have figured out that the climate has always changed and always will, regardless of how much taxation and regulation are imposed, because now they are calling the hoax “climate disruption”:

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The story:

A group of Bay Area environmentalists has proposed labels that will warn drivers of their contribution to global warming every time they pull up to the pump.

Similar to the Surgeon General’s warning on a pack of cigarettes, the proposed stickers would remind motorists of the State of California’s position that fossil fuels are leading to potentially hazardous climate change.

California’s state government is headed by a guy who has been known for two generations as “Governor Moonbeam.”

If they are worried about more actual hazards, they ought to create an extra-wide version of their warning label to stretch across the back of Michael Moore’s trousers next time he stops by to collect an award from his Hollyweird cohorts. Chances are he could disrupt most any climate.

On a tip from Sean C.



28 Responses to “Warning Label for Gasoline”

  1. I don’t see the point in that. Even if you agree with it completely, you aren’t going to decrease your gas usage by even a single gallon since fuel demand is not very elastic. People use gasoline to get where they are going. Less gas is not enough. No one buys more gas than they can use (other than hoarders but we aren’t talking about that here). If it goes into the tank, it eventually gets used.

  2. Matt Vibbert says:

    Is the how bout that hopey changey post-it note campaign still going? The gas pump and on aisles at the grocery store are the best.

  3. GM Car of the Future says:

    Guilt. Guilt. Guilt.

    By an electric car and Save The Earth.
    Burn down your garage, but save the Earth. 🙄

  4. Eleanor in Hell says:

    “Gas for your Guilt Trip”
    .
    .
    .
    Kiss my can. 😮

  5. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    Bring back my World War II Gas Ration Stamps!

    Problem solved. 👿

  6. Eleanor in Hell says:

    STFU, Franklin. Ix-nay on the amps-stay!
    These knuckleheads will take your advice.

  7. Spurwing Plover says:

    How about a warning label WARNING JOINING A GREEN GROUP CAN MAKE YOU STUPID

  8. Jim says:

    With the “proper” graffiti application, the sign can be altered to say GAS UP (heh, heh, heh).

  9. TED says:

    JUS kippin’ the lie alive. The process of making it bigger thus believeable.

  10. JW M says:

    If it is hazardous why haven’t they outlawed gasoline (and diesel)?

  11. Paki Kebab Shack says:

    The don’t do meth ads are more fun. The locals deface all of them by erasing the eyes or drawing groucho marx eyeglasses and mustache on them. They get even meaner with the state police don’t steal gas and drive off ads.

  12. Doug says:

    Here is a sticker that should go around the Bay Area:

    WARNING. HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITY MAY CAUSE AIDS.

  13. Spurwing Plover says:

    Look up STUPID WARNING LABELS on your computer and find some doozies

  14. Keep Calm and let them eat cake says:

    The most useless sign ever (?):

    http://www.reallyfunnypictures.co.uk/funnysigns/pic17.php

  15. Goldenfoxx says:

    I wonder who will be the first to mess up the sign? When gas was sky high I would put a sticky on the gas pump pointing to the cost. The sticky said “Obama did this.”

  16. Jodie says:

    The libs goal is for us to be worried and depressed 24 hours a day like they are. We are supposed to worry about cancer – especially during football games. We are supposed to feel bad about gassing up our vehicles on the way to work. They think we be upset that a 20 year old, who has few expenses, is working at Walmart, is only making $14.00 an hour.

    Lefties are intensely envious of us, because we are not afraid and worried. Many of us lean on God 24 hours a day and He makes our paths straight and keeps us from harm.

    Lefties think they change that. Ha ha! Fat chance!

  17. Keep Calm and Flatulate says:

    Found the glorious people’s republik of kalifornia version of the sign:

    http://blog.sfgate.com/energy/wp-content/blogs.dir/2252/files/2014/01/greenhouse_gas.jpg

  18. Swen Fenstermacher says:

    Here’s to another year of failure to greenies, pinkos, reds, and other freaks:

    http://www.sott.net/article/271779-German-global-analysis-2013-was-a-debacle-for-the-cult-of-anthropogenic-global-warming

  19. Eric says:

    Imagine that, they have covered up the “DANGER NO SMOKING” sign.

  20. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    @ Eric

    In many American cities, that would cover up the EBT CARDS ACCEPTED sign.

  21. Eric says:

    If I remember correctly from the FAA testing I took 25+ years ago, the ascension of placard headings goes this way:
    Attention; Notice; Caution; Warning; Danger.
    To the best of my memory, Warning was serious injury and potential death can result.
    The best heading I can imagine for this sticker is; Hey, Taxpayer!

  22. bobdog says:

    If California feels that way, they should outlaw gasoline altogether. See how long that lasts.

  23. Joe says:

    I’ll think about taking these clowns seriously when they are walking or riding a bike everywhere they go.
    Until then, STFU.

  24. Son of Taz says:

    As others have mentioned, put other signage around the state mandated signs. They’re not expensive to have made and this is the type of activism that patriots should do, since the media will never be fair to us.

    And, if you’re concerned that’s damaging private property, well then, so is the state-mandated signage.

  25. Henry says:

    Time to put that Uni-Wide marker in my car…

  26. Crispy Creme says:

    WARNING! Crack use creates Democrats.

  27. just sayin says:

    Yes, farts are very disruptive when expressed in close quarters. BAN FARTS.

  28. Sgt Stadanko says:

    I like Henry’s thinking.

    A big, fat “No, it doesn’t” right across it.


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