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Apr 06 2016

Washington Post Writer Resolves to Raise Her Cats Gender Neutral

As moonbattery results in ever fewer Americans having children (due to the effects of feminism, abortion, high taxes, neurotic environmental concerns, racial self-hatred, the assault on marriage, the normalization and promotion of sexual perversion, and outright discouragement by leftist social engineers), more will have to give thought to a pressing question raised by Lauren Taylor at the Washington Post — should you raise your cats gender neutral?

My new cats were freaking out. In carriers in the back seat of the car, they yowled their displeasure. I reassured them: “Don’t worry boys, we’ll be home soon.”

Whoops! I had called them boys, when in fact they were girls. An understandable mistake, as I’ve had cats for about 50 years, and all of them have been male. “I’m going to have to work on using the right pronouns,” I thought. And then another thought: “Why? They’re cats.”

That’s when I decided to raise my cats to be gender neutral.

This will have benefits when it comes to complying with political correctness:

The cats’ lives wouldn’t change, I reasoned, and it would help me learn to use plural pronouns for my friends, neighbors and colleagues who individually go by they, their and them. Even though using they, them and their as singular pronouns grates on many people because it’s grammatically incorrect, it seems to be the most popular solution to the question of how to identify people without requiring them to conform to the gender binary of female and male. It also just feels right to refer to people as they wish to be referred to.

Moonbats are hereby requested to refer to me as “Exalted One.”

This particular moonbat faltered in her resolution:

Things got a little more real when Essence got sick. They were really sick. [She is referring to a single cat named Essence.] I took them to the vet and had to weigh the question: Do I explain their pronouns not only to the vet, but also the front-desk workers, the vet techs, and everyone else we interacted with? Before the illness was over, we saw five vets, two sets of front desk people, and countless vet techs. I chose to fall back on my cis-gender privilege (look it up) and used the singular pronoun for Essence.

Despite her love of cats, Lauren kept trying doggedly:

While all of this was unfolding, friends would ask me: How is your cat? “They’re better” or “The same. The vets don’t know what’s wrong with them,” I’d say. “Wait a minute—are they both sick?” people would reply, confused.

The point of this idiocy?

People are coming to understand that not all of us fit into the “girl” box or the “boy” box. Those who don’t are claiming space to be who they are. We all need to find ways to acknowledge and respect that. My way of respecting it just happens to be raising my cats gender neutral.

The actual point of P.C. nonsense is usually virtue signaling, by which moonbats prove that they are better than you by taking their depraved ideology to extremes you never would have thought of. Being loudly lesbian, Lauren may have her own personal reasons for trying to undermine the concept of gender, which is a fundamental aspect of biological reality regardless of whether it is in vogue politically.

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Could be Lauren doesn’t think she fits in the “girl” box.

On a tip from Dan F.




44 Responses to “Washington Post Writer Resolves to Raise Her Cats Gender Neutral”

  1. HarleyBobb says:

    Who gives a shit what you call your cats, you crazy ass Cat-Lady! For all I care you can eat those Tootsie Rolls your cat leave behind.

  2. HarleyBobb a Deplorable says:

    Who gives a shit what you call your cats, you crazy ass Cat-Lady! For all I care you can eat those Tootsie Rolls your cat leave behind.

  3. MAS says:

    Gives new meaning to the title “weird cat lady down the street”…don’t it?

  4. MAS says:

    Gives new meaning to the title “weird cat lady down the street”…don’t it?

  5. Saxon Warrior says:

    But she can’t actually be a lesbian because lesbians are females who are sexually attracted to other females and if she claims that she is female then she has to define what female is and because being female is not determined by one’s genitals then how does she know that she is female?
    And if she is sexually attracted to females then she should also be sexually attracted to those who have penises, because there may be some females who have penises because your gender is not determined by your genitals, right? And if she refuses to have sex with anyone who has a penis then she is discriminating against people with penises and therefore to be lesbian is to actually discriminate against a person’s gender.
    Therefore I declare that this woman is a sexist, genderist bigot and in fact lesbianity is a genderist, sexist term. Therefore by definition ALL LESBIANS ARE SEXIST OPPRESSORS because they refuse to be sexually attracted to any woman who has a penis.
    I hereby declare that all lesbians who are pretty and sexually attractive (and there are not many) should refrain from restricting their sex lives to only those who possess vaginas and should start having sex with those people who have penises and testicles, and they should refrain from using the sexist term ‘lesbian’ to describe themselves because I find the word ‘lesbian’ very offensive because it is not inclusive and actually hurts the feelings of anybody who has a penis because it makes them feel sexually undesirable.
    In fact if we take this to its logical conclusion, the term ‘LGBT’ should be banned altogether because it is Politically incorrect and discriminates against people because of the genitals that they happen to have and it excludes ‘straight people’ who are just as gay.lesbian and transgender as everybody else, but are not recognised as being gay, lesbian or transsexual because LGBT bigots are defining them purely by the genitals of the people who they wish to have sex with.

    Okay Moonbats, do you understand all that? If you want a war you freaks, then you’ve got one and we’re going to destroy you by using your own logic, you tiresome, deluded, annoying pieces of shit!!

  6. Saxon Warrior says:

    But she can’t actually be a lesbian because lesbians are females who are sexually attracted to other females and if she claims that she is female then she has to define what female is and because being female is not determined by one’s genitals then how does she know that she is female?
    And if she is sexually attracted to females then she should also be sexually attracted to those who have penises, because there may be some females who have penises because your gender is not determined by your genitals, right? And if she refuses to have sex with anyone who has a penis then she is discriminating against people with penises and therefore to be lesbian is to actually discriminate against a person’s gender.
    Therefore I declare that this woman is a sexist, genderist bigot and in fact lesbianity is a genderist, sexist term. Therefore by definition ALL LESBIANS ARE SEXIST OPPRESSORS because they refuse to be sexually attracted to any woman who has a penis.
    I hereby declare that all lesbians who are pretty and sexually attractive (and there are not many) should refrain from restricting their sex lives to only those who possess vaginas and should start having sex with those people who have penises and testicles, and they should refrain from using the sexist term ‘lesbian’ to describe themselves because I find the word ‘lesbian’ very offensive because it is not inclusive and actually hurts the feelings of anybody who has a penis because it makes them feel sexually undesirable.
    In fact if we take this to its logical conclusion, the term ‘LGBT’ should be banned altogether because it is Politically incorrect and discriminates against people because of the genitals that they happen to have and it excludes ‘straight people’ who are just as gay.lesbian and transgender as everybody else, but are not recognised as being gay, lesbian or transsexual because LGBT bigots are defining them purely by the genitals of the people who they wish to have sex with.

    Okay Moonbats, do you understand all that? If you want a war you freaks, then you’ve got one and we’re going to destroy you by using your own logic, you tiresome, deluded, annoying pieces of shit!!

  7. GhostRider2001 says:

    The cats reserve the right to ignore all efforts by the dingbat owner to alter their natural behavior, and will do whatever they damn well please whenever they feel like it.

  8. GhostRider2001 says:

    The cats reserve the right to ignore all efforts by the dingbat owner to alter their natural behavior, and will do whatever they damn well please whenever they feel like it.

  9. Kevin R. says:

    If she’s a lesbian she isn’t gender neutral at all.

  10. Kevin R. says:

    If she’s a lesbian she isn’t gender neutral at all.

  11. Exit Only says:

    The beginning of wisdom is calling things by their right name. Anything else is descent into madness.

  12. Exit Only says:

    The beginning of wisdom is calling things by their right name. Anything else is a descent into madness.

  13. Figbash says:

    So when the Islamists come to chop off your head lady, you won’t expect any males to come to your defense, right?

  14. Figbash says:

    So when the Islamists come to chop off your head lady, you won’t expect any males to come to your defense, right?

  15. Appalled By The World says:

    If cats could understand English hers would have fled long ago.

  16. Appalled By The World says:

    If cats could understand English hers would have fled long ago.

  17. Alphamail says:

    .
    I designated all my chickens as roosters long ago, and it’s really frustrating where the hell all these eggs keep coming from.
    .

  18. Alphamail says:

    .
    I designated all my chickens as roosters long ago, and it’s really frustrating where the hell all these eggs keep coming from.
    .

  19. Scuttlebuttin' says:

    Sexist! New America will be protected by its powerful army of short, stocky, butch lesbians! Cause, you know, the whole fish/bicycle thing is true in all things in the equalists’ wacky funtime world.

  20. Duck That Does Nothing says:

    Sexist! New America will be protected by its powerful army of short, stocky, butch lesbians! Cause, you know, the whole fish/bicycle thing is true in all things in the equalists’ wacky funtime world.

  21. IOpian says:

    Borderline mental illness. Thankfully she didn’t pursue a career as a veterinarian where the inability to discriminate between male and female could cause a lot of lawsuits and needless pain to our fury friends.

  22. IOpian says:

    Borderline mental illness. Thankfully she didn’t pursue a career as a veterinarian where the inability to discriminate between male and female could cause a lot of lawsuits and needless pain to our fury friends.

  23. Ed. G. Mann says:

    I would bet that house stinks. Male cats spray and if there are more than one, there are territorial markings. Unless they’re neutered very young and even then they want to mark.

  24. Ed. G. Mann says:

    I would bet that house stinks. Male cats spray and if there are more than one, there are territorial markings. Unless they’re neutered very young and even then they want to mark.

  25. Donna M says:

    One of the humans that dictate, cats are people too, but not babies…
    Hey, Lauren!
    State again, please. How this benefits your kitties?
    Hummmmm…
    …but first, did you get your kitties, permission and approval.
    Before you significantly changed their “lives” forever!
    I want to see the “paw” prints!

  26. Donna M says:

    One of the humans that dictate, cats are people too, but not babies…
    Hey, Lauren!
    State again, please. How this benefits your kitties?
    Hummmmm…
    …but first, did you get your kitties, permission and approval.
    Before you significantly changed their “lives” forever!
    I want to see the “paw” prints!

  27. Sufferfortribe says:

    Only the males that have been neutered, which unfortunately there seem to be many of.

  28. Sufferfortribe says:

    Only the males that have been neutered, which unfortunately there seem to be many of.

  29. Cameraman says:

    I wonder does She Drive a Volvo SW With a Coexist Sticker? Ha

  30. Cameraman says:

    I wonder does She Drive a Volvo SW With a Coexist Sticker? Ha

  31. octa bright says:

    She provides a new dimension to the term of Crazy Cat Lady.

  32. octa bright says:

    She provides a new dimension to the term of Crazy Cat Lady.

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  35. Spartan24708 says:

    Borderline? I’d say full blown mental illness.

  36. Spartan24708 says:

    Borderline? I’d say full blown mental illness.

  37. Spartan24708 says:

    She looks just like I would expect her to look. I’m just glad I don’t have smell capabilities on my internet since I bet her house and by extention her person stinks to high heaven of cat pee.

  38. Spartan24708 says:

    She looks just like I would expect her to look. I’m just glad I don’t have smell capabilities on my internet since I bet her house and by extention her person stinks to high heaven of cat pee.

  39. Donna M says:

    “Bravo” and,
    Eeeeeyuuuw!
    Cats have the worst, gag worthy, fecal “stink” of any animal, I ever knew of!!!

  40. Donna M says:

    “Bravo” and,
    Eeeeeyuuuw!
    Cats have the worst, gag worthy, fecal “stink” of any animal, I ever knew of!!!

  41. Noelle's Bootcut Kittenpants says:

    As a cat lady and English major, I find this incredibly stupid.

  42. Noelle's Bootcut Kittenpants says:

    As a cat lady and English major, I find this incredibly stupid.

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