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Feb 01 2017

What Passes for National News Now at CNN

Now that CNN has rejected even the pretense of informing the public in favor of agitating against the current administration as its primary reason for being, the time-wasting antics of 12 bored moonbats on the beach constitute national news:

This is supposed to be Maine? Where’s the ice and snow? You need to be skeptical about everything reported by CNN.

It took 12 moonbats to create this. They must be union.

This bold symbol of resistance will last even less long than most of the ham-fisted overreach Obama imposed by executive order.

On a tip from Torcer. Hat tip: Weasel Zippers.

43 Responses to “What Passes for National News Now at CNN”

  1. Auburn Rapunzel says:

    That is, in fact, Sand Beach in Acadia National Park. Their Facebook feed.

    It’s been a bit on the warm side up here for the last little bit, and on the coast, the snow has been shallow if present at all. Of course, today it’s been snowing pretty briskly.

    But yes, there are some ridiculous hippies up here, and most of them are old, slow-moving, and not very industrious. It would take them twelve hours to do something like this.

  2. Kevin R. says:

    Resist the tide? Very symbolic … of stupidity.

  3. richard says:

    It probably was “work”, they even managed to correctly spell a multi-syllable word.

  4. Saxon Warrior says:

    RESIST – twelve people, six letters.

    Moonbats are so dumb that it takes two of them to write just one letter.

    Anybody that thick must be virtually unemployable unless of course they are employed to work in useless moonbat jobs.

  5. Torcer says:

    Is it just me or does everyone feel like just sitting back with a big bowl of popcorn to watch the national Socialist left repeatedly run themselves into a brick wall?

  6. StephaneDumas says:

    More like running to a cliff and falling in Will E. Coyote style.

  7. Jodie says:

    They just need 4 more people, then they could change the “ES” to “AC” for CNN’s 9:00 p.m. breaking news.

  8. Jack Bauer says:

    Wow…..slow news day, huh CNN?

    Twelve moonbats to do that…..imagine…

    Conversely, it took only one conservative to create this:

  9. Eddie_Valiant says:

    You mean like those “non-essential personnel” in DC that appear whenever it snows an inch or two?

  10. Steve2 says:

    Yeah, “resist” by shuffling around in the sand, knock yourselves out.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Off topic, but don’t forget the stupid Leftist rioting in Berkeley right now over Milo… pretty much:

  12. Jester says:

    Umm… I don’t get it. Are they trying to signal to aliens orbiting the earth?

  13. 762x51 says:

    They were sending a message to Calypso Louie in the Mother Wheel.

  14. TED says:

    IF those people had jobs (their choice) they wouldn’t have so much time to waste on the beach. But then WHY justify your existence? SINCE your mother was too STONED for the 9 months she carried you to get an abortion.

  15. TED says:

    IMAGINE 8 years of leftists peeing their pants non-stop. The TEARS ARE so SWEET tho…

  16. TED says: They say you get overly emotional when you get VERY old, Perhaps RETIREMENT would be the best answer CHUCKY!!

  17. TED says:

    IN IT!!!

  19. 762x51 says:

    Whether its Maine or SoCal, this is just one more example of the propagandist media filling their role of whipping up the troops for battle. Surely even the most dense out there understand by now that the enemy intends to take this to a fight in the streets.

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  21. 762x51 says:

    I hope it makes his eyes bleed, maybe give him a nice case of African Hemorrhagic Fever.

  22. Anonymous says:

    Yes, please!

  23. SNuss says:

    The only way that they could win that war, is if I was laughing too hard to shoot accurately.

  24. SNuss says:

    Lieawatha strikes again!

  25. SNuss says:

    I thought that was a picture of Schmuckie Shumer & Company. Not that there is a lot of difference between them.

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