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Oct 09 2013

White Girls Banned From Vagina Monologues

Nothing is so politically correct that it cannot be further purged of political incorrectness — not even The Vagina Monologues:

White vaginas need not apply.

That’s the long and short of a recent decision by producers of this year’s The Vagina Monologues annual joint-venture between Columbia University and Barnard College.

The decision, producers say, was based on white women being overly represented in the past during the play, as well as in mainstream feminist discourse in general.

“Barnard-Columbia V-Day is excited to announce that our annual production of The Vagina Monologues will feature an all self-identified women of color cast this year,” producers state on their Facebook page. “The Vagina Monologues has historically overlooked the empowerment of women of color, queer women, and trans* folk, among others—often replicating and perpetuating the same systems of power and privilege that prompted the playwright, Eve Ensler, to write The Vagina Monologues in the first place.”

To the many prices whites have made themselves pay for having incorrect genes, add exclusion from The Vagina Monologues, in which “Columbia and Barnard actresses and activists … not only mention vaginas but scream, chant, whisper, and sing about them.”

For the sake of fairness, Columbia is sure to stage a play in which only whites are allowed to participate — right after hell freezes over.

On a tip from DJ. Hat tip: American Renaissance.

31 Responses to “White Girls Banned From Vagina Monologues”

  1. Chris Clinkinbeard says:

    Caucasion va-jay-jays (thanks Oprah) need not apply.

  2. Chris Clinkinbeard says:

    Sorry, Caucasian. Don’t want to be penalized (oh hell, that’s sexist isn’t it?) for spelling:)

  3. Sam Adams says:

    If white girls are spared the profanity of this “art,” then I, for one, applaud their exclusion.

    Perhaps white hispanics will be excluded next.

  4. modd kenwood says:

    how queefy

  5. Sweep the leg says:

    As long as whites keep calling each other “racist”, and some of their best friends are black, and not ALL blacks are (fill in the blank), and MLK…

    NOTHING is going to change…

  6. Jodie says:

    They’re really going to exclude two of the biggest white vaginas (aka cu~+$) of all, Joy Behar and Jane Fonda?

  7. Bob Roberts says:

    It simply isn’t fair to other racial/ethnic groups that a white woman wrote this. She and other whites must be banned as punishment. Makes perfect (moonbat) sense to me!

  8. Bob Roberts says:

    This is in accordance with liberal logic 101. Of course the fact a white woman wrote it is unfair to other racial/ethnic groups. It’s fitting that whites be banned on the slightest pretense. If only she was also a man that would make it perfect.

  9. Bob Roberts says:

    Can’t post, don’t know why.

  10. Jeff says:

    If the results of this type of moonbatery were not so damaging and tragic, this politically correct insanity would be highly amusing.
    And the higher “education”/propaganda institutions continue to fodder for this blog.

  11. Musicmaven says:

    “self-identified women of color”….does that mean anyone who identifies as a “woman” and a “person of color” can audition? ….so a white man could audition as long as he…..self-identified as a women of color!
    What about the content of their character and not the color of their skin stuff?

  12. Dr. 9 says:

    Would you like outstanding medical coverage, and all for free? All you need do is get sent to prison.

  13. Meanie says:

    It will be so fun to watch the coalition of poor downtrodden victims and race baiters fall apart. Too bad so sad about that glorious rainbow utopia, utopia is banished forever lefty rats, hit the pipe some more and keep dreaming while listening to rat shit Pearl Jam discs that collect dust in the dollar bin.

  14. RNB says:

    For balance, how about an all-caucasian production of ‘The Color Purple’?

  15. Guy23 says:

    It is not enough that White men are hated. Now White women? What’s next?

  16. Doug says:

    Where is Queef Odorman on this?

  17. Queef Odorman says:

    Hey, all vaginas are pink on the inside. Well, some slightly green and yellow….a little red….

  18. Lefty Mongtard says:

    Hey why are there no penis monologues? In the interest of fairness and diversity I demand that there be a penis monologues now. I’m going to the whitehouse dot gov page to tell the immaculate dear leader messiah.

  19. Bob Roberts says:

    Isn’t banning a particular race/ethnic group the perfect example of “systems of power and privilege” that they’re complaining about?

    After all… Intolerance… WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!

  20. Bob Roberts says:

    What do you know, can’t post here still.

  21. Paul Boomer says:

    Ewww Queff Olbermann green and yellow?!

  22. Paul Boomer says:

    We can see your comments Bob. Hit refresh or try a test comment. Sometimes using a different browser will show comments that don’t show up. Example-it will say 17 comments but only 10 of them show up.

  23. Queef Odorman says:

    Hey, a homeless bum can’t be choosy when it comes to pleasure.

  24. starkness says:

    Lefty Mongtard

    The Penis Monologues? That’s easy. All you have to do is string together two hours of film footage of Fidel Castro’s speeches, and voila – Instant Penis Monologues.

  25. rex freeway says:

    Ive asked around. Not one person could tell me what “Vagina monologues” was about. Until i got to 1 liberal college student. The real world could give two shits about these fart sniffing womens lib C.U.N.T.S!

  26. DJ says:

    “Eve Ensler is white”

    Acually Eve Ensler identifies as Jewish; most Jews — as convoluted as it sounds — don’t identify as “white”, Eve Ensler included.

  27. johnnosk says:

    I’m surprised that they didn’t rename it CUNTS, just for the shock value!

  28. Sam Adams says:

    Just wondering…..
    What is a trans person doing participating in the monologues? Let’s s;ay that they are an “outie” not and “innie.” What do they know about something that their local surgeon hasn’t created for them yet?

  29. WTH says:

    I say F them all

  30. Henry says:

    Is Fauxcahontas a “person of color”? 😆

  31. Rotohammer says:

    Is green OK? Jump to 1:03:45

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