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Jan 09 2014

White House Proclaims Extreme Cold Snap Caused by Global Warming

It isn’t just the bubble gum rag Time Magazine. The White House itself is pushing the guffaw-worthy concept that not only does the recent record cold not discredit global warming — it is caused by it. From the official White House blog:

Here at the White House, while we’re beginning to thaw from this week’s bone-chilling deep freeze, our discussions about the science of weather extremes are heating up.

We know that no single weather episode proves or disproves climate change. Climate refers to the patterns observed in the weather over time and space – in terms of averages, variations, and probabilities. But we also know that this week’s cold spell is of a type there’s reason to believe may become more frequent in a world that’s getting warmer, on average, because of greenhouse-gas pollution.

Your SUV made it be cold out.

Apparently our rulers have figured out that cold is much more threatening than warmth, in addition to being more in tune with actual climate trends. Rather than revert to their 1970s global cooling hype, they find it more convenient to pretend that cold weather is actually caused by warm weather. They must figure that people dumb enough to be stampeded into electing Obama will believe literally anything they are told, no matter how preposterous.

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. Cold is warmth.

The thermometer isn’t the only gauge to have plummeted. The credibility meter for both the liberal media and the government it put in power has reached absolute zero.

Time Global Warming Cooling Covers
Credibility: zero.

On a tip from Bo Jangles.

28 Responses to “White House Proclaims Extreme Cold Snap Caused by Global Warming”

  1. Eleanor in Hell says:

    Hey, let’s get a little heat back down here.
    It’s damn c-c-cold.

  2. Otto Octavius says:

    “A big lie is easier to believe than a small lie.” – Adolf Hitler

  3. Cornbread and Beans says:

    Why can’t the messiah smote the cooling/warming, climate change, ozone hole, coming ice age with his divine right of kings scepter?

  4. Steve says:

    They actually said “it’s getting colder because it’s getting warmer.” How…STUPID do they think we are?

  5. SNuss says:

    What else can you expect from a regime that thinks unemployment compensation and welfare creates jobs?

  6. SNuss says:

    Correction: What else can you expect from a regime that thinks unemployment compensation and welfare creates jobs AND grows the economy?

  7. Tchhht!!! says:

    Steve says: January 9, 2014 at 11:22 am

    “How…STUPID do they think we are?”


    Pretty stupid I would say. I had an older gentleman in Seattle tell me the other day that global warming was causing a flock of Canadian geese to fly south.

  8. Jim says:

    I just looked out my window and there were pigs flying! (They were going South to a warmer sty.)

  9. Dr. Theo says:

    The science of climate change suffers a fatal flaw. Legitimate science requires falsifiability and predictability. “Climate change science” has neither. Yet Al Gore, et al, continue to insist that this is settled science. It is neither settled nor is it science.

  10. Spurwing Plover says:

    The Whitehouse,Greenpeace,Al Gore the #1 sources of HOT AIR

  11. Jambalaya (On The Bayou) says:

    Guillotines for climate change deniers is probably something the true beliver cultists are ok with.

  12. Jambalaya (On The Bayou) says:

    Guess what the common thread of true believer cultists is:

  13. TED says:

    When agenda is conserned intellegence is NOT cnsidered. The left is 100% agenda driven.

  14. Arrest all RINOs says:


    So when is Obama going to give up all the Air Force One trips to everywhere in order to stop spewing carbon dioxide into the air?

    He is, after all, the (ahem) “leader”. Let’s see him lead the charge against (ahem) “global warming” by giving up all his activities that release massive amounts of carbon dioxide.


  15. Spurwing Plover says:

    Cant beleivea single thing you read in TIME magazine anyway iys 99% Bull Kaka 1% truth

  16. grayjohn says:

    Obama was caused by global warming.

  17. bobdog says:

    As a married, white, heterosexual, conservative, college-educated, veteran, taxpaying, working, conservative Republican, I’m so ashamed I must have caused this threat to our way of life and the terrible ecological damage for which I stand. I feel so guilty.

    That lying son of a

  18. TED says:

    SOMEONE needs to tell the chimp-in-charge it’s the BIGGER the lie, NOT the DUMBER the lie!!

  19. Spurwing Plover says:

    The movie VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SE that lead to the classic 60s Sci Fi TV series was about a form of GLOBAL WARMING cuased bya freak meteor shower igniting the VAN ALEIN RADIATION BELT and was snuffed out using a NUCULAR MISSLE Yeah, MY GOD THE SKIES ON FIRE

  20. 762x51 says:

    In the first place, someone correct the WH morons that it is not “time and space” which is a Euclidian perspective. We exist in space-time or a space-time continuum as shown by Einstein in his general relativity work. Under general relativity “time and space” as they say are unified. This is different as compared to Euclidian space. If I tell you to meet me at the post office at 4th and Main St., I have given you a Euclidian reference point, but if I say meet me at the post office at 4th and Main Street at 1PM CST on Thursday I have given you a space-time reference point.

    Euclidian space perspectives which are appropriate for coordinate systems like latitude and longitude or street systems do not apply to events, i.e., weather events, which do no occur only at a fixed point but over time as well. Climate changes, which do happen but are NOT anthropocentric in nature, are even more dependent on time for their effects to be accurately observed.

    The last actual ice age for example, ended over 12,000 solar years ago and lasted around 130,000 years. Homo sapiens evolved around 200,000 years ago so we were here and survived before and after that climate change. The point is that humans have existed throughout a space-time continuum which included BOTH global warming and global cooling, neither of which we were able to affect in one way or the other due to our small numbers and lack of industrialization. These cycles happen naturally but must be measured over MILLIONS of years, not centuries in order to detect any meaningful changes. The decades that the current GW Nazis claim as research is a tick of the geologic clock, not a meaningful observation period. The rest is extrapolation or guess work which can be fraught with error. For example, the so called “little ice age” that occurred from around 1300 to 1870 when temperatures dropped substantially, long before the Industrial Revolution. Then there is the year with out a summer (1815) caused by the eruption of the Tambora volcano in Indonesia. These outliers can caused additional errors in data which are magnified in the supposition upon with climate science is based.

  21. James Whale says:

    So when is Obama going to give up all the Air Force One trips to everywhere in order to stop spewing carbon dioxide into the air?

    When you pry Laurie David’s Gulfstream G5 out of her environmentally friendly green hands?

  22. James Whale says:

    Frack it! I left out the fact that she is Al Gore’s girlfriend.

  23. Eric says:

    I was a faithful subscriber to National Geographic for the better part of 15 years from early ’80’s, then AGW showed up in it’s pages. I have since been answering their constant barrage of “invitations” to subscribe with acidic diatribes that I will never come back until they deny the scam. They are not relenting. It makes me wonder about the library of congress. Anyway; It seems my removal of 20 bucks/year has made no impression on them. Apparently there are plenty of choir members still being preached to with appropriate funds to continue supporting their propaganda.

  24. Eric says:

    New tagline…
    National Geographic Society.. 100 years of informative facts… Bullshit since 1988.

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