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Aug 19 2014

Profiles in Moonbattery: Sylvester Stallone

Here’s why I don’t sit through Sylvester Stallone movies:

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If Stallone doesn’t like it in America, why doesn’t he leave? He did. He issued this proclamation from England, where subjects are denied the fundamental right of self-defense.

But that never stopped him from living high on the hog thanks to American moviegoers who pay to see him posing with guns.

Evidently he now lives in Beverly Hills. But whether California still counts as part of America regarding gun rights is debatable.

By Hollyweird standards, Stallone is considered a conservative.

On a tip from G. Fox.



84 Responses to “Profiles in Moonbattery: Sylvester Stallone”

  1. Rotohammer says:

    Yeah, Sly, salt of the earth. No gun collection at your house, I’m sure.

  2. Rotohammer says:

    Yeah, Sly, salt of the earth. No gun collection at your house, I’m sure.

  3. dan says:

    what would you expect from an old boxer named Sylvester….

  4. dan says:

    what would you expect from an old boxer named Sylvester….

    who wasn’t bright enough to figure out what the three shells
    on the back of the toilet were for( …or was that just acting ?),,lol

  5. Mr. Freemarket says:

    What was that movie you were in with Sandra Bullock when you had to travel to a museum to get a gun, or borrow a gun from people living in the lawless underground. And that movie was supposedly in the “future,” too.

    As George Clooney would say “dumber than a bag of hammers.”

  6. Mr. Freemarket says:

    What was that movie you were in with Sandra Bullock when you had to travel to a museum to get a gun, or borrow a gun from people living in the lawless underground. And that movie was supposedly in the “future,” too.

    As George Clooney would say “dumber than a bag of hammers.”

  7. TED says:

    From an asshole that has made MULTI-MILLIONS with a gun. TYPICAL leftist hypocritical bastard.

  8. TED says:

    From an asshole that has made MULTI-MILLIONS with a gun. TYPICAL leftist hypocritical bastard.

    DANG Sly, is it really getting that hard to find a job anymore that you have to spout leftist BS to attract them?!

  9. 762x51 says:

    Well Sly, anytime your “dauntless political figure” feels like he is man enough, just have him stop by and try to take mine. Like all libtards he wants someone else to do his dirty work for him. I have no problem LEO’s until they begin to support tyranny then they are no better than that filth in the White House.
    He is right about one thing, it is not 200 years ago, it is 153 years ago. Welcome to April 1861, enjoy.

  10. Tchhht!!! says:

    How about hypocrites like Stallone stop making crappy movies romanticizing and glorifying the use of firearms. Even his boxing movies glorify violence. Stallone must have gotten punchy by being hit in the head too many times while filming those Rocky movies. I understand Dolph Lundgren knocked the snot out of Sylvester to the point that he had to be hospitalized.

    Sly got wealthy using so many guns in his movies that a database was created to keep track them all. What a jerk!!!

    http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Sylvester_Stallone

  11. 762x51 says:

    Well Sly, anytime your “dauntless political figure” feels like he is man enough, just have him stop by and try to take mine. Like all libtards he wants someone else to do his dirty work for him. I have no problem LEO’s until they begin to support tyranny then they are no better than that filth in the White House.
    He is right about one thing, it is not 200 years ago, it is 153 years ago. Welcome to April 1861, enjoy.

  12. Tchhht!!! says:

    How about hypocrites like Stallone stop making crappy movies romanticizing and glorifying the use of firearms. Even his boxing movies glorify violence. Stallone must have gotten punchy by being hit in the head too many times while filming those Rocky movies. I understand Dolph Lundgren knocked the snot out of Sylvester to the point that he had to be hospitalized.

    Sly got wealthy using so many guns in his movies that a database was created to keep track them all. What a jerk!!!

    http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Sylvester_Stallone

  13. Nifty says:

    If it was the dark ages, the second amendment would be protecting your right to own longbows. Just saying.

  14. PPs43 says:

    If the man wants to believe this foolishness and say it out loud that’s fine. But the ironic thing is that most of his movies demonstrate the exact opposite of his stated convictions. The inevitable message from Stallone’s movies is that a good guy with a gun is necessary to stop a bad guy with a gun.

  15. Lord Nifty says:

    If it was the dark ages, the second amendment would be protecting your right to own longbows. Just saying.

  16. PPs43 says:

    If the man wants to believe this foolishness and say it out loud that’s fine. But the ironic thing is that most of his movies demonstrate the exact opposite of his stated convictions. The inevitable message from Stallone’s movies is that a good guy with a gun is necessary to stop a bad guy with a gun.

  17. Silence Dogood says:

    I hope this liTTle man stays in England. We don’t need his stinking identity politics along with his hypocritical statements and way of life. The fracking moron makes his paycheck from violent movies.

  18. Silence Dogood says:

    I hope this liTTle man stays in England. We don’t need his stinking identity politics along with his hypocritical statements and way of life. The fracking moron makes his paycheck from violent movies.

  19. Cameraman says:

    The only thing that is”OVER” is your Acting ! What a Libtard!!!

  20. Cameraman says:

    The only thing that is”OVER” is your Acting ! What a Libtard!!!

  21. Lance says:

    The guy has enough trouble just putting an intelligible sentence together.

  22. Lance says:

    The guy has enough trouble just putting an intelligible sentence together.

  23. ed357 says:

    and this A$$…..

    plays a gun wielding good guy in………

    Expendables 69?……

    It must be for the money.

  24. ed357 says:

    and this A$$…..

    plays a gun wielding good guy in………

    Expendables 69?……

    It must be for the money.

  25. TED says:

    A finger up his butt gets Sly!

    http://i61.tinypic.com/20axmc2.jpg

  26. TED says:

    A finger up his butt gets Sly!

    http://i61.tinypic.com/20axmc2.jpg

  27. dan says:

    That’s the movie…I can’t remember the name ,either….
    Wesley Snipes played the psycho…..
    Demolition Man !!!

  28. dan says:

    That’s the movie…I can’t remember the name ,either….
    Wesley Snipes played the psycho…..
    Demolition Man !!!

  29. dan says:

    …even the ones I liked sucked,lol. At least he had good looking accomplices…er co-‘stars’

  30. dan says:

    …even the ones I liked sucked,lol. At least he had good looking accomplices…er co-‘stars’

  31. Lou Hodges says:

    so stallone is a commie and Muslim Brotherhood sympathizer – I wish I knew that before I bought a ticket to see his stupid movie – believe me, it won’t happen again,

  32. Lou Hodges says:

    so stallone is a commie and Muslim Brotherhood sympathizer – I wish I knew that before I bought a ticket to see his stupid movie – believe me, it won’t happen again,

  33. TotallyPeeved says:

    One son died, one is a mental defective. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving stupid commie POS.

  34. TotallyPeeved says:

    One son died, one is a mental defective. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving stupid commie POS.

  35. TotallyPeeved says:

    george clooney is dumber than a bag of hammers.

  36. TotallyPeeved says:

    george clooney is dumber than a bag of hammers.

  37. lisa says:

    Thank you so much for posting this….I just read it to my fiance and he’s okay with us never ever having to watch one of his shitty movies again! Hallelujah!!!!

  38. lisa says:

    Thank you so much for posting this….I just read it to my fiance and he’s okay with us never ever having to watch one of his shitty movies again! Hallelujah!!!!

  39. Herd Mentality says:

    This is not the rest of the world, dumbass.

  40. TenMegaton says:

    This is not the rest of the world, dumbass.

  41. Mr. Freemarket says:

    I didn’t know that Harry shoved stuff up his nose…until now.

    Maybe he is trying to shove his brain back in.

    Or a green pea.

    Or a LEGO toy.

    Same difference.

  42. Mr. Freemarket says:

    I didn’t know that Harry shoved stuff up his nose…until now.

    Maybe he is trying to shove his brain back in.

    Or a green pea.

    Or a LEGO toy.

    Same difference.

  43. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Hey, Sly….ever wonder why those FEMA camps aren’t filled up with enemies to the president?

  44. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Hey, Sly….ever wonder why those FEMA camps aren’t filled up with enemies to the president?

  45. Racist says:

    Demolition Man? AYKM?
    umm hellooo? Did somebody say… RAM BO!!!
    That little runt didn’t seem too offended by the 2nd Amendment when he played the rogue Vietnam Vet running around the woods shooting at US Military choppers carrying a belt-fed Barrett 50 cal with the belts criss-crossed over his shoulders like some kind of S. American guerrilla bandolero!!!

  46. Racist says:

    Demolition Man? AYKM?
    umm hellooo? Did somebody say… RAM BO!!!
    That little runt didn’t seem too offended by the 2nd Amendment when he played the rogue Vietnam Vet running around the woods shooting at US Military choppers carrying a belt-fed Barrett 50 cal with the belts criss-crossed over his shoulders like some kind of S. American guerrilla bandolero!!!

  47. Racist says:

    Ted, that image is Frilliant!!! (Effing Brilliant!)

  48. Racist says:

    Ted, that image is Frilliant!!! (Effing Brilliant!)

  49. Barry O'brien says:

    I was never a fan……

  50. Barry O'brien says:

    I was never a fan……

  51. Trialdog says:

    As Sly might grunt; “ughh”.

  52. Trialdog says:

    As Sly might grunt; “ughh”.

  53. TED says:

    He couldn’t even make it as a porno actor – “Italian Stallion” – and YES I’ve seen it, baaaaaaddd!!

    Neither could Streisand…

  54. TED says:

    He couldn’t even make it as a porno actor – “Italian Stallion” – and YES I’ve seen it, baaaaaaddd!!

    Neither could Streisand…

  55. DrEvil007 says:

    Just another ignorant douche who confuses a thug problem with a non-existent legal gun ownership problem.

  56. DrEvil007 says:

    Just another ignorant douche who confuses a thug problem with a non-existent legal gun ownership problem.

  57. Louisiana Steve says:

    Wow…Stallone really is a dummass. I thought he was only acting.

  58. Wow…Stallone really is a dummass. I thought he was only acting.

  59. Louisiana Steve says:

    Guns are OK if you use them to shoot your fetus…right?

  60. Guns are OK if you use them to shoot your fetus…right?

  61. TED says:

    That’s the way to get the LEFT to like em’…8-)

  62. TED says:

    That’s the way to get the LEFT to like em’…8-)

  63. MMinCC says:

    Oh noes, say it ain’t so! Is he really this GD stupid? Man, if this is for real, he’s just about joined the no-watch list.

    Darn

  64. MMinLamesa says:

    Oh noes, say it ain’t so! Is he really this GD stupid? Man, if this is for real, he’s just about joined the no-watch list.

    Darn

  65. MMinCC says:

    Good one!

  66. MMinLamesa says:

    Good one!

  67. Bee says:

    I will not waste another minute on one of his crappy films

  68. Bee says:

    I will not waste another minute on one of his crappy films

  69. grayjohn says:

    Go fuck yourself Sly, you broke dick girly man.

  70. grayjohn says:

    Go fuck yourself Sly, you broke dick girly man.

  71. grayjohn says:

    He’s sold out to the left. I will be fun to watch what they do to him now.

  72. grayjohn says:

    Barretts are not belt fed. He was carrying an M-60 machine gun which is belt fed. He’s a prick and douche, but being accurate about firearms is important. And the M-60 fires the 7.62 mm NATO round, I think.

  73. grayjohn says:

    He’s sold out to the left. I will be fun to watch what they do to him now.

  74. grayjohn says:

    Barretts are not belt fed. He was carrying an M-60 machine gun which is belt fed. He’s a prick and douche, but being accurate about firearms is important. And the M-60 fires the 7.62 mm NATO round, I think.

  75. jayeS says:

    “By Hollyweird standards, Stallone is considered a conservative.”

    I almost smeared my monitor with lemonade after I read that. His movies are filled with violence, and I’m suppose to respect what he has to say? I don’t go to movies, I won’t put money into their pockets. They are traitors to this country. Liberal pompous asses.

  76. jayesouthworth says:

    “By Hollyweird standards, Stallone is considered a conservative.”

    I almost smeared my monitor with lemonade after I read that. His movies are filled with violence, and I’m suppose to respect what he has to say? I don’t go to movies, I won’t put money into their pockets. They are traitors to this country. Liberal pompous asses.


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