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Jul 28 2014

Why the Underwear Bomber’s Bomb Didn’t Go Off

Remember Umar Abdulmutallab, a.k.a. the Underpants Bomber, who was recruited by an al Qaeda offshoot to blow up an airliner bound for Detroit on Christmas Day 2009 to please Allah? Now we know why his bomb didn’t go off:

The British-educated Nigerian was able to light the bomb but it failed to explode, causing minor burns to the would-be bomber but sparing his fellow passengers.

John Pistole, the head of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA), said on Thursday that the bomb did not detonate because Abdulmutallab had been wearing the same underwear for more than two weeks.

Asked by his interviewer whether the bomb’s fuse had become “damp” from two weeks of wear, Mr Pistole said: “Let’s say it was degraded. We’re getting kind of personal now.”

That’s what Western Civilization is up against. Yet we are losing, moonbattery has so weakened us from within.

Umar-Abdulmutallab
Didn’t change his undies.

On a tip from Bodhisattva.



26 Responses to “Why the Underwear Bomber’s Bomb Didn’t Go Off”

  1. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Hopefully the next underwear bomber will not make the same mistake.

  2. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Hopefully the next underwear bomber will not make the same mistake.

  3. jayeS says:

    So he had shit stains and that made the bomb fail. LOL!

  4. jayesouthworth says:

    So he had shit stains and that made the bomb fail. LOL!

  5. WMD says:

    “Wore the same underwear for two weeks…” Ya know, I could’ve gone all day without that visual. Thanks.

  6. WMD says:

    “Wore the same underwear for two weeks…” Ya know, I could’ve gone all day without that visual. Thanks.

  7. Robb says:

    ….peein’ & poopin’ his way into paradise….

  8. Robb says:

    ….peein’ & poopin’ his way into paradise….

  9. rex freeway says:

    Tell this to a Liberal and they will blame Whitey for this bottom feeders poor hygiene.

  10. rex freeway says:

    Tell this to a Liberal and they will blame Whitey for this bottom feeders poor hygiene.

  11. Henry says:

    They’re just like us…

  12. Henry says:

    They’re just like us…

  13. Jester says:

    If Obama Had a Son…

  14. Jester says:

    If Obama Had a Son…

  15. whotothewhat says:

    Well at least we will be able tell when the 3rd world dregs are close. Bad hygiene, coughing from TB, covered in tats…………Target acquired!

  16. whotothewhat says:

    Well at least we will be able tell when the 3rd world dregs are close. Bad hygiene, coughing from TB, covered in tats…………Target acquired!

  17. Softly Bob says:

    No surprise. I’ve yet to meet a Muslim that didn’t have poor hygiene. Just try standing next to one. They all stink.

  18. Saxon Warrior says:

    No surprise. I’ve yet to meet a Muslim that didn’t have poor hygiene. Just try standing next to one. They all stink.

  19. slibbins says:

    In other words, his ass was a hazardous waste site. Why wasn’t the EPA called?

  20. Speed Gibson says:

    In other words, his ass was a hazardous waste site. Why wasn’t the EPA called?

  21. Cameraman says:

    He read the Instructions wrong…It said Light Wick…he lit his Dick…

  22. Cameraman says:

    He read the Instructions wrong…It said Light Wick…he lit his Dick…

  23. Infidel4Ever says:

    Isn’t there a fatwa sawing Muslims can only change their underwear during a full moon?

  24. Infidel4Ever says:

    Isn’t there a fatwa sawing Muslims can only change their underwear during a full moon?

  25. Infidel4Ever says:

    It’s really Bush’s fault, you know…

  26. Infidel4Ever says:

    It’s really Bush’s fault, you know…


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