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Jan 29 2019

Will Jussie Smollett Join Hate Hoax List?

As a general policy, hoaxes must be confirmed by confession or police investigation to qualify for the Hate Hoax List. Empire star Jussie Smollett may soon find his way onto it.

Smollett was allegedly attacked at 2:00 this morning in Chicago by two men in ski masks.

Reports of the incident state that Smollett was walking from a local Subway sandwich shop when the two men started yelling homophobic and racial slurs to get his attention, including: ‘Aren’t you that f***ot “Empire” n*****?’

Smollett sits atop the Cultural Marxist caste system, being both black and homosexual.

The two then started beating on the actor while pouring bleach on him.

A noose was said to have been tied around his neck during the attack.

Racists always carry around nooses and bleach when they are out and about in Chicago in the middle of the night during single-digit cold for just such purposes.

Sources close to the singer told TMZ that both of the men were white and yelled that ‘this is MAGA country.’

Who would have guessed that homogeneously Democratic Chicago, colloquially known as Chicongo, is MAGA country rife with white supremacists?

Surprisingly, the assailants were not said to be wearing MAGA hats.

Moonbat Ana Navarro aptly described the alleged event as “deplorable.”

Smollett was treated and released at Northwestern Memorial Hospital for a fractured rib, so something must have happened. However, reports are too cartoonishly compliant with the liberal narrative to take at face value. This may have been a repurposed mugging.

Unless it is broadly exposed as a hoax, the story is certain to boost his career.

Apologies to Smollett if this is on the level, but there have been too many hoaxes not to notice when something smells off.

On tips from Heckrules, St. Roger the Obtuse, and Tim P.

6 Responses to “Will Jussie Smollett Join Hate Hoax List?”

  1. […] the Jussie Smollett affair, this is not a confirmed hoax, but has all the hallmarks. Whether the note is legit may never be […]

  2. […] a hoax all right, with about 95% certainty. It has all the clich├ęd hallmarks, and a city bristling with surveillance cameras has not been able to corroborate Smollett’s […]

  3. […] the likelihood of Smollett’s story being on the level is so remote (see here, here, here, and here) that he has been provisionally added to the Hate Hoax List because the list would not be complete […]

  4. […] it was obvious from the beginning that the attack was almost certainly a […]

  5. […] all the absurd liberal reactions to the widely predicted collapse of the Jussie Smollett hate hoax, the one by Al Sharpton may be the most […]

  6. […] CNN propagandist Brooke Baldwin, personifying the leftist “mainstream” media just Jussie Smollett personifies black victimhood, capitalized on the hoax on behalf of CNN’s anti-American ideology by sneering, “This is America in 2019” while hyping the hoax, even though Smollett’s story was conspicuously suspect from the beginning. […]

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