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Jan 13 2012

Woman Wants Jackpot for Wearing Fake Penis to Work

Who says sexually perplexed freakazoids aren’t oppressed? Not only do they get sent home from school allegedly for cross-dressing, they can even lose their jobs by wearing fake penises:

A northeastern Pennsylvania woman is suing a South Jersey-based maker of frozen treats and other snack foods, claiming that she was wrongfully fired because she wore a prosthetic penis to work.

Pauline Davis, 45, wore the device to the J&J Snack Foods plant in Moosic, Lackawanna County, while she contemplated a gender change, according to a federal civil-rights complaint filed Wednesday in U.S. District Court in Scranton. She confided in several co-workers about the device, and someone told management, according to the complaint.

Here’s how moonbattery inevitably leads to more moonbattery:

Her termination, she claims, was discriminatory because a male co-worker who wore female clothing and prostheses and took hormone treatments was not fired nor disciplined. …

She is seeking back pay, damages for suffering and humiliation, and punitive damages, according to this week’s lawsuit.

After this greedy weirdo wins her jackpot justice bonanza, her case will be precedent for when the envelope gets pushed even further.

On tips from Whotothewhat and Mickey Shea.



23 Responses to “Woman Wants Jackpot for Wearing Fake Penis to Work”

  1. PISSED says:

    Thank the good lord there are no pictures….

  2. Screwy Puppy says:

    … damages for suffering and humiliation …

    A fake penis digging into her groin and getting caught wearing it is her own fault. If she’s humiliated about getting caught having a penis, why would she want to be a man?

  3. Laobag says:

    What’s good for the goose,…er,…ah, oh hell, I’m not even sure I understand any of this $#!&. Give everyone a couple of mil. We all have some grievance that requires compensation. Amirite!!!

  4. gospace says:

    Wearing it? Not visible, no problem. Telling someone about it WHO DIDN’T ASK? Under today’s rules wrought by feminism, SEXUAL HARASSMENT! Fire the bi—, er, ba—–, er, fire whatever for the crime of sexual harassment!

  5. Conan says:

    May all of these vermin die soon. They are a blight on America.

  6. Right Reason says:

    Obama supports this claim. He has sported a fake penis for years.

    Hey-O

  7. If you didn’t want people to know your business you shouldn’t have told them!!! I’d love to be the judge that hears this case! Thrown out immediately!!!

  8. Jay B. says:

    gospace says:
    Exactly, I think you got the whole problem. Can you imagine the scene? The woman (yes, woman) sits down at the table dressed like a man and starts talking about the fake cock she wears. Like every sexual deviants, this is not about acceptance, this is just like exhibitionism. It’s about making people around her uncomfortable, forcing reactions, just so she can “claim moral high ground”. “Do you mind stopping talking about your fake cock?” “How dare you be so intolerant of others?”. It is and always been about forcing others to react to your deviancy. That’s the kick they get.

    Also, if the genders were actually reversed, the man would have been fired for sexual harassment.

  9. T says:

    Maybe it wasn’t the fact that she was wearing it incorrectly, but showing it off to everyone could have been an issue….

  10. rickyd says:

    What the hell is going on out there??? Is it something in the water?

  11. Ummah Gummah says:

    PISSED says:
    January 13, 2012 at 12:47 pm
    Thank the good lord there are no pictures….

    The Weiner pics were as bad as things can get.

    .

  12. Ummah Gummah says:

    T says:
    January 13, 2012 at 1:48 pm
    Maybe it wasn’t the fact that she was wearing it incorrectly, but showing it off to everyone could have been an issue….

    Wardrobe Malfunction.

    .

  13. Shooter1001 says:

    This person is handling snacks? EWWWWW! Give her/him/it a job in a doughnut factory where the penis can be used as a tool!

  14. KM says:

    Why have we quit calling these perverts by what they are – PERVERTS!

  15. IslandLifer says:

    I wonder when she gets mad at her date if she whips it out and stirs their drink with it when they go use the restroom.

  16. katiep says:

    HOW did they know that she was wearing it, unless she was perving on them? I can’t even tell when a man has a real one, unless he’s waving it around or something. :S TMI.

    The previous posters are dead-on: she MUST have brought it to their attention, or else they’d never notice. It’s all about power…

  17. RKae says:

    It’s unfair that she gets fired while Michelle Obama gets to wear her fake penis all the damned time!

  18. KHarn says:

    Even ten years ago the most sexuly radical activist would have said it would never go this far.

    IS THIS WHAT YOU REGRESSIVES WANTED? ARE YOU SATISFIED NOW, OR ARE WE TO EXPECT THINGS THAT ARE EVEN MORE INSANE IN THE FUTURE?

  19. Spartan24 says:

    It probably is more the fact that the device was mentioned rather than the fact that it was being worn.

  20. Cranky Catholic says:

    Has this woman not learned that talking about your willy at work will get you fired?

  21. Robert S. Pierre says:

    I wonder if they fired her for sexual harassment?

  22. Canis lupus says:

    If she was wearing the penis under her clothes then she shouldnt tell anyone. I agree with a few other people on this one where she was looking for a repsonse from her co-workers by telling them she was wearing it. She was looking for a reaction from them or disiplinary action so she can sue. People like her are not warm and fuzzy victims that the media paints them to be. They can be arrogant and difficult to get along with.
    Personally, I do not care what your sexual affiliation is. In the workplace keep it professional and leave your sexuality to yourself just like the heterosexual employees (especially men) need to.

  23. Sgt Stadenko says:

    If she was wearing the penis under her clothes then she shouldnt tell anyone. I agree with a few other people on this one where she was looking for a repsonse from her co-workers by telling them she was wearing it. She was looking for a reaction from them or disiplinary action so she can sue.

    Pretty much looking for the lawsuit lottery.

    I can almost guarantee that she wouldn’t f*cking shut up about it, and one or more of her co-workers had simply had enough.


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