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Dec 18 2016

Wonder Woman Fired From Honorary U.N. Ambassadorship for Being Shapely and White

A low point in Wonder Woman’s career was a recent stint as an honorary ambassador for the nefarious United Nations:

Warner Bros and DC Entertainment are sponsoring a year-long campaign by the UN and its children’s agency, Unicef, for gender equality and women’s empowerment.

DC Entertainment – which publishes DC Comics – said Wonder Woman … brought exposure to the UN’s goal of achieving gender equality by 2030 “as well as elevating the global conversation around the empowerment of women and girls”.

“Wonder Woman stands for peace, justice and equality, and for 75 years she has been a motivating force for many and will continue to be long after the conclusion of her UN honorary ambassadorship,” said Courtney Simmons, a spokesperson for the company.

That honorary ambassadorship has concluded abruptly and prematurely, due to the realization that Wonder Woman is totally unsuitable for the position.

[T]he choice of the white, curvaceous and scantily clad superhero attracted heavy criticism. Almost 45,000 people signing an online petition calling for UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon to drop the character and dozens of UN employees protested at UN headquarters on the day of the appointment.

“Although the original creators may have intended Wonder Woman to represent a strong and independent ‘warrior’ woman with a feminist message, the reality is that the character’s current iteration is that of a large breasted, white woman of impossible proportions,” the petition said.

Evidently being attractive and being white are two sins against political correctness that cannot be tolerated in combination. Being quintessentially American doesn’t help either.

Way too American for the U.N.’s taste.

On a tip from Steve T.

17 Responses to “Wonder Woman Fired From Honorary U.N. Ambassadorship for Being Shapely and White”

  1. Chronos Z. Wonderpig says:

    Well, Hillary’s looking for a job…….

  2. bigpete says:

    I nominate the Invisible Man. He is the embodiment of UN policy and its effectiveness. And with the added bonus that he can be of any size, color and shape moonbats might imagine him to be.

  3. Saxon Warrior says:

    Impossible proportions?
    So impossible that Lynda Carter achieved it.
    But then again, sitting on your fat ass, eating chips and soda that you just bought with your latest welfare payment ain’t going to do much for your figure is it?

  4. JackisBack says:

    Big White Breasts intimidate the perverts of the left and their anal-$ex partners: Muslims.

  5. Saxon Warrior says:

    He also has to be completely naked to stay invisible and could easily slip unnoticed into the girl’s bathroom without even having to pretend that he is transgender. Also, moonbats will be able to claim that he is the most ‘transparent’ politician they have, and not be lying for once.

    Yes, I think that moonbats will like the Invisible Man very much!

  6. Mr. Hand says:

    If we let liberal women pick the next wonder woman she’ll be a 400 lb mulatto harpie who does nothing but scream at her domestic partner and inhale buckets of gravy all day.

  7. BUBBA says:

    Hey UN….go f@*k yourself. Big breasted, blue eyed white woman are the proof evolution works!

  8. Dad_All_Day says:

    “impossible proportions” – have any of these idiots seen Linda Carter?

  9. Kevin R. says:

    You beat me to it. That’s a drawing of a real person in her Wonder Woman suit.

  10. Gene says:

    Wow! 45,000 people out of 7.5 billion people on earth thought the UN should drop wonder woman. I think that explains a lot of the problems with the UN.

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  12. TED says:

    Their MAIN problem is…THEY EXIST!!

  13. TED says:

    What would RICH BLACKS do with their first million if not for SHAPLY WHITE WOMEN?!!!

  14. TED says:

    THERE went breakfast!

  15. TED says:

    U.N., you mean that organization that always puts the biggest human rights offender in charge of…wait for it.. HUMAN RIGHTS!! And THAT is how you can tell they are leftist assholes, the back assward way they (don’t) work.

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