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Mar 24 2020

Wuhan Virus Encroaches on Gay Lifestyle

The LGBT community really is oppressed after all. No, it isn’t homophobes oppressing them. It is the Wuhan virus, which turns out to be noncompliant with the gay lifestyle. Via Pluralist:

The New York City health department on Thursday issued guidelines detailing how residents should and should not engage in sex amid the coronavirus outbreak.

As the bureaucrats warn,

“Rimming (mouth on anus) might spread COVID-19. Virus in feces may enter your mouth.”

For those unwilling to forego this activity until the virus passes,

“Condoms and dental dams can reduce contact with saliva or feces, especially during oral or anal sex.”

Sticking your tongue up someone’s butt isn’t healthy. Who would have guessed? Next, they will tell us that it isn’t healthy to lick toilet seats.

On a tip from KirklesWorth.

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