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Jan 28 2018

XFL to Make Comeback as Moonbattery-Free Football League

Those who love football but loathe moonbattery will soon have a new alternative to the radical left NFL — a revived XFL:

The XFL is coming back in 2020 with the goal to “give the game of football back to the fans.”

Vince McMahon, the founder and sole funding source for the league, said he wants to re-imagine the game of football and offer a “shorter, faster-paced, family friendly, easier to understand game.”

It also means no players with criminal backgrounds, no political or social stances, possibly no halftime and fewer commercials.

In contrast to the NFL, players will not be allowed to indulge in theatrical demonstrations of contempt during the national anthem.

The conspicuously low character of the felon-infested NFL drives away fans. The XFL won’t have that problem:

“The quality of human being is just as important as quality of player,” [McMahon] said. “We want someone without criminality … if you have a DUI you would not play in the XFL. That would eliminate some of them but if Tim Tebow wants to play he could very well play.”

Now that the declining NFL has left a vacuum to fill, the XFL may have better luck than it did originally in 2001, when it only lasted for one season.

On tips from Varla and J.

7 Responses to “XFL to Make Comeback as Moonbattery-Free Football League”

  1. Eddie_Valiant says:

    Good luck to Vince. If he could make a go with a fake sport like wrastlin’ maybe he stands a chance to disrupt the National Felon League.

  2. shpongl3 says:

    The XFL games set records for beer sales in a few stadiums. Good times.

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  5. blueangel69 says:

    Interesting. It’s an improvement on the last XFL business model. It could actually draw a lot of interest but will it be enough to sustain it?

  6. GOPcongress says:

    The only thing I remember about the league were the players ridiculous names like “Deathblow” and “He Hate Me.”

  7. Anonymous says:

    Beats the NFL’s business model:

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