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Jan 12 2020

Mayor Pete Scented Candle Next?

Hollyweird moonbat Gwyneth Paltrow’s public obsession with her private parts is paying off. A candle that supposedly smells like her vagina may be an even bigger hit than her coffee enema.

Via Daily Mail:

The 47-year-old actress has listed a $75 candle, which she has cheekily named ‘This Smells Like My Vagina’, for sale in her online Goop shop…

The candle sold out, suggesting a way Pete Buttigieg might raise funds for his campaign if only he could capture the right scent.

On tips from Varla, Stormfax, Frances J, and Bluto.



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