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Nov 07 2012

Yemenis Own Mars

When today’s news is too terrible to bear contemplation, it’s tempting to seek refuge in the past. Here’s an interesting story from 1997:

NASA has been sued by three men from Yemen for invading Mars.

The three say they own the red planet, and claim they have documents to prove it.

“We inherited the planet from our ancestors 3,000 years ago,” they told the weekly Arabic-language newspaper Al-Thawri, which published the report Thursday.

Adam Ismail, Mustafa Khalil and Abdullah al-Umari filed the lawsuit in San’a, Yemen, and presented documents to the country’s prosecutor general which they say proves their claim. …

“Sojourner and Pathfinder, which are owned by the United States government, landed on Mars and began exploring it without informing us or seeking our approval,” the men charge.

Now that they know NASA will spend another four years being dismantled by someone who thinks its primary mission should be to help Muslims feel good about their imaginary contributions to science, the Yemenis ought to press their claim with renewed vigor.

They must have reached it on a flying carpet.

On a tip from Ummah Gummah.

18 Responses to “Yemenis Own Mars”

  1. MicahStone says:

    In Memoriam…

    Born: 04 JUL 1776
    Died: 06 NOV 2012

    Many will fondly remember the USA as the finest example of of a collection of free, independent and largely self-reliant people which led the “free” world for many, many decades and set a shining example of the greatness that man could achieve in the arts, in science, in governance, in literature, in commerce, in leadership and in many other qualities essential to a prosperous, fulfilling, useful and harmonious existence for all mankind. Through ignorance, greed, sloth, deceit, lies and the basest instincts of man, spurred on by a vile, hate-filled, combative, disruptive socialist extremist ideology, all that was good and great in America was destroyed and, ultimately, killed. For those of us who knew the greatness of America, that greatness will live in our hearts and minds forever. For those who never knew or understood that greatness, civilized people will feel immense sorry for you.

    America – may she Rest in Peace.

  2. IS says:

    God love ya! I needed this today. Needed something else to think about. I didn’t sleep much last night. The more humor or diversion I get today will increase the likelyhood I will be able to get any sleep tonight. Keep it coming!

  3. 762x51 says:

    Now if we could just get them and the rest of the Muslims to move there . . .

  4. Ummah Gummah says:


    I hear AG Holder will join them in relaunching this lawsuit..

    NASA will be required to draw up the requisite ownership documents toot sweet..


  5. Ummah Gummah says:

    762×51 says:
    November 7, 2012 at 11:26 am
    Now if we could just get them and the rest of the Muslims to move there . . .

    And when they’re all settled in.. running around a black stone slab, throwing bones at it.. we set off the nukes we’ve carefully planted all over the place..

    Hell’s gonna run out of virgins right quick!


  6. Ringmaster says:

    Don’t forget the bigger picture. Although America is my home and very dear to my heart, and it has been difficult to allow God to show me the bigger picture and to let go of my fixation on America and the world (because it is impossible to stop the deterioration in the soul of mankind, or the spiritual attack and destruction from the fallen angels) .. we have witnessed the outrage of a snake in our garden, a blasphemous evil doer risen to the top of our national leadership, a destroyer mocking us in our most cherished White House.

    We are now going to see the Obamanation that causes desolation – in our land. Sad times are coming, but don’t forget the bigger picture… there IS a God!

  7. Geeknerd says:

    Which should I learn first, Arabic or Chinese?

  8. Ummah Gummah says:



    At least some of them have a brain uncorroded by islam.


  9. Ummah Gummah says:


    I think they bought the planet on..

    How fitting for moslems to own the WAR planet.


  10. Ummah Gummah says:


    Oh and while on the topic of Planetbattery.. finally a BLACK GUY falls victim to “re-education” and “sensitivity training”:

    I don’t mean to make light of the bias attack, but it is ironic..

    The victim, a businessman from Schaumburg, Ill., was among a group of four tourists in town for a bachelor party, and had been conversing with a panhandler — who was wearing a yarmulke and a Star of David — outside the Hilton Hotel on Sixth Avenue, officials said.

    Young was accused of throwing the businessman into a wall and tackling him while shouting “F—ing Jews!” before the scuffle was broken up.

    Under today’s deal, Young must complete ten days of community service in New York, and a one-day program of workshops at the New York Museum of Tolerance on East 42nd Street.

    Actually, he should be made to pay money to a Jewish charity or be made to work as janitor at a local Yeshiva for a month..

    Only in New York, kids.. only in New York.. sadly, no.. this happens all over America now..

    NORMALLY the guy would do some time and pay damages.


  11. wth says:

    Mars Needs Goats.

  12. Ummah Gummah says:


    Mars needs moslems.

    Like a hole in the head.

    Total Recall for moslems: How do you like your goats? Moslem traveller: I like mine sleazy and demure..



  13. Rotohammer says:

    Give them a few goats and tell them the rovers will be lifting off soon, to return to Earth.

  14. Jodie says:

    Since Ted Turner is so concerned about overpopulation on Earth, howsabout he takes some of his billions and finances a mission to send all of the Muslims and/or including Obama, to their rightful planet of Mars. What could be better for saving our planet than that?

  15. Jodie says:

    I don’t know if this soldier was drugged, or there was mind control used, but what I DO know is that Muslims are obligated to LIE by the Holey Koran – in any way that furthers the cause of Allah (Satan). I feel that this guy will get no justice:

    “In U.S. soldier’s war crimes hearing, Afghans to take center stage”

  16. HappyImNotAmerican says:

    “their imaginary contributions to science”
    Rational numbers = nothing

  17. Jimbo says:

    Let the Yemenis have Mars. As a bonus, throw in all of Bathhouse Barry’s Porn Belt states. It’s all just scummy real estate infested with lazy thieves.

    While we’re at it, I say we should quit letting the Scum fly over the fly-over states. Make the scum go around through their beloved Mexicans or their stupid socialist Canadians.

    And make the lazy worthless socialist bastards grow their own damned food, too! Put up check points: No more produce trucks from the Free States into the Communist Pig States. QUIT FEEDING THE UNGRATEFUL LIBERAL IDIOTS!!!!!

  18. KHarn says:

    “HappyImNotAmerican says:November 7, 2012 at 1:28 pm”

    ARABS invented numbers, a few hundred years before islam.

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