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Dec 14 2015

You Paid for Magnolia Thunderpussy’s Sex Change Operation

Work faster! It is your duty as a taxpayer to at least try to generate wealth as quickly as the government wastes it on sick lunacy like this:

A former she-male hooker, only a year out of jail on a fraud conviction, just received a full “sex change” operation, courtesy of the American taxpayer. His story is loving told over more than four full pages in Sunday’s edition of the New York Times.

The initial cost of the surgery to the taxpayer was reported to have been roughly $25,000, though the final cost is estimated to be higher.

Jerome Nimmons tells his story of growing up effeminate, childhood humiliation, sexual seduction by a much older male, HIV infection, eventual family rejection, and a life turned to prostitution and other forms of crime.

Plus he’s a person of politically preferred pigmentation, making him a model citizen, from the liberal intelligentsia’s viewpoint.

Jerome’s story, however, eventually becomes yet a newer iteration of what Ronald Reagan called the “welfare queen.” Though Jerome was living with other transvestites in Atlanta, in what he calls his “gay family”—complete with “gay kids”—Jerome was lured to Brooklyn by a friend because New York has become something of a welfare haven for transsexuals.

Arriving by bus with only $200 in his pocket, within only a few weeks, Jerome scored a state-supported apartment, monthly disability checks, obtained food stamps, and proceeded to spend his leisurely days watching television.

Jerome has the skill that is most useful at this stage in society’s decline. He knows how to get other people to pay for everything.

Jerome also joined a Medicaid program called Amida Care that caters to those with HIV. Through the program, he started receiving treatment for his HIV infection and his health improved.

Wonderful. But why did he have HIV in the first place? Did the taxpayers who paid for his treatment give it to him?

He found a pro bono lawyer to help him get a new transsexual name. The New York Times reports this is a new and booming pro bono area in the law. Though Jerome had used various names in his transsexual life, including “Magnolia Thunderpussy” and “Meeka,” the name he settled on was “Kricket,” inspired in part by one of his favorite characters on The Young and the Restless.

The new surroundings, vast government support, a new name, and—most importantly—a change in insurance put Jerome on track to go all the way with his change of “sex.” …

Jerome says he is now no longer a “chick with a wiener” but “a woman in mind, body, and soul, before the Lord and before the law.”

Thanks to taxpayer largesse, now he can live happily ever after:

Jerome … now considers himself a “heterosexual woman” and is now dating a “transgender man,” that is, a woman who thinks she’s a man and who may want the facsimile of a “penis” surgically applied.

Sounds like a romance straight out of the movies — that is, early John Waters movies.

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Magnolia Thunderpussy, the black taxpayer-financed Divine.

On a tip from JusttheTipHQ.



62 Responses to “You Paid for Magnolia Thunderpussy’s Sex Change Operation”

  1. Exit Only says:

    I wish only those who fawn and applause over Kricket’s transition were exclusively stuck with footing the cost enabling her identity delusions, with the rest of taxpayers allowed to opt out. Betcha that would quickly cool their enthusiasm to support this social parasite if it was on their dime alone, and not spread out to the rest of us working stiffs.

    But of course, all such expense are put on the credit tab by the state, to be paid in full with balloon interest by our grandkids. Oh, how they will curse us then for passing the buck to them!

  2. Exit Only says:

    I wish only those who fawn and applause over Kricket’s transition were exclusively stuck with footing the cost enabling her identity delusions, with the rest of taxpayers allowed to opt out. Betcha that would quickly cool their enthusiasm to support this social parasite if it was on their dime alone, and not spread out to the rest of us working stiffs.

    But of course, all such expense are put on the credit tab by the state, to be paid in full with balloon interest by our grandkids. Oh, how they will curse us then for passing the buck to them!

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  4. MrRightWingDave says:

    As Rush Limbaugh used to say, “an endless parade of human debris.”

  5. David says:

    As Rush Limbaugh used to say, “an endless parade of human debris.”

  6. TimboT says:

    We all need to add the letter “P” to LGBT as pedophilia is just another “alternative lifestyle”. They all suffer from an acute form of “Identity Crisis”.

  7. TimboT says:

    We all need to add the letter “P” to LGBT as pedophilia is just another “alternative lifestyle”. They all suffer from an acute form of “Identity Crisis”.

  8. Dan Northrup says:

    How about next, the taxpayers pay to give the President some balls.

  9. Dan Northrup says:

    How about next, the taxpayers pay to give the President some balls.

  10. Chish says:

    I suppose we paid for the McNuggets in front of “it” as well. Glad I’m
    30+ years outta NY….

  11. Chish says:

    I suppose we paid for the McNuggets in front of “it” as well. Glad I’m
    30+ years outta NY….

  12. MAS says:

    It’s getting to the point where a DNA test will be needed to find out if your potential new bride is actually a female…ugh.

  13. MAS says:

    It’s getting to the point where a DNA test will be needed to find out if your potential new bride is actually a female…ugh.

  14. RKae says:

    And science is working hard to learn how to screw with DNA.

    The future is bleak.

  15. RKae says:

    And science is working hard to learn how to screw with DNA.

    The future is bleak.

  16. RKae says:

    And a Z for zoophilists. And then…

    Actually, it’s going to get tiresome adding new letters. Let’s just change it to EBSM: “Everyone but straight and monogamous.”

  17. RKae says:

    And a Z for zoophilists. And then…

    Actually, it’s going to get tiresome adding new letters. Let’s just change it to EBSM: “Everyone but straight and monogamous.”

  18. RKae says:

    Some friends of mine have a son who is schizophrenic. He flipped out one day and claimed he was the messiah.

    Should they have built a church and gone about the land trying to covert people into worshiping him… or should they have done what they did, which is GET HIM HELP?

    Why are people so proud of themselves for going along with delusions like those of Magnolia Thunderpussy?

  19. RKae says:

    Some friends of mine have a son who is schizophrenic. He flipped out one day and claimed he was the messiah.

    Should they have built a church and gone about the land trying to covert people into worshiping him… or should they have done what they did, which is GET HIM HELP?

    Why are people so proud of themselves for going along with delusions like those of Magnolia Thunderpussy?

  20. George Lortz says:

    Two center of mass, one to the head.

  21. Jester says:

    Sheesh! Shari’a law is starting to look better by the minute!

  22. Jester says:

    Sheesh! Shari’a law is starting to look better by the minute!

  23. Jester says:

    Simple! Because they make VERY GOOD DEMOCRAT VOTERS.

  24. Jester says:

    Simple! Because they make VERY GOOD DEMOCRAT VOTERS.

  25. Lionel Manboobs says:

    In the People’s Republic of California where I live, all health insurers have been required by law to cover gender reassignment surgery since 2014. The City of San Francisco goes one step further. They will pay for the surgery for anyone who is uninsured or poor. California– the land of fruits and nuts.

  26. Lionel Manboobs says:

    In the People’s Republic of California where I live, all health insurers have been required by law to cover gender reassignment surgery since 2014. The City of San Francisco goes one step further. They will pay for the surgery for anyone who is uninsured or poor. California– the land of fruits and nuts.

  27. liz says:

    They should have kept his “wiener” on ice and given it to his new boyfriend.
    Would have saved money, and given new meaning to the line “go f@ck yourself”.

  28. liz says:

    They should have kept his “wiener” on ice and given it to his new boyfriend.
    Would have saved money, and given new meaning to the line “go f@ck yourself”.

  29. Giorgio Palmas says:

    The psychiatric industry stopped treating these fruitcakes in the sixties; as if carving up the exterior of a person to resemble the opposite sex will cure an underlying pathology. getting kickbacks perhaps?

  30. Giorgio Palmas says:

    The psychiatric industry stopped treating these fruitcakes in the sixties; as if carving up the exterior of a person to resemble the opposite sex will cure an underlying pathology. Getting kickbacks perhaps?

  31. craigbow says:

    Ok, I just want to laugh my ass off for a minute….”Magnolia Thunderpussy” Just say that out loud once or twice. We have crawled a fair distance down the rabbit hole, but this is just precious!! Rumpelstitskin lives….

  32. craigbow says:

    Ok, I just want to laugh my ass off for a minute….”Magnolia Thunderpussy” Just say that out loud once or twice. We have crawled a fair distance down the rabbit hole, but this is just precious!! Rumpelstitskin lives….

  33. Vic Kelley says:

    I made it through the whole thread without puking. Good for me. This original story got 4 pages in Sunday’s “New York Times?” That’s amazing. They should ship that paper to Venezuela those people need it for their restrooms.

  34. Vic Kelley says:

    I made it through the whole thread without puking. Good for me. This original story got 4 pages in Sunday’s “New York Times?” That’s amazing. They should ship that paper to Venezuela those people need it for their restrooms.

  35. JoeK says:

    Dang! Why can’t the HIV turn into full blown A.I.D.S. quicker? Save U.S. taxpayersuckers a little money anyways!!

  36. JoeK says:

    Dang! Why can’t the HIV turn into full blown A.I.D.S. quicker? Save U.S. taxpayersuckers a little money anyways!!

  37. JoeK says:

    Sounds like a female James Bond villain!! “Will Agent double-0-7 get crushed to death by Magnolia Thunderpussy’s Steel Magnolia Trap? Tune in to find out!!”!!

  38. JoeK says:

    Sounds like a female James Bond villain!! “Will Agent double-0-7 get crushed to death by Magnolia Thunderpussy’s Steel Magnolia Trap? Tune in to find out!!”!!

  39. JoeK says:

    That’s too funny!! But I believe they use the penis, split lengthwise, like a banana, to form his new labia! Never have to shave that part of his new hole!!The rest of his new hole is crafted from the backskin of pigs or some such shit!!

  40. JoeK says:

    That’s too funny!! But I believe they use the penis, split lengthwise, like a banana, to form his new labia! Never have to shave that part of his new hole!!The rest of his new hole is crafted from the backskin of pigs or some such shit!!

  41. liz says:

    Eeewwww….

  42. liz says:

    Eeewwww….

  43. cam_jobs says:

    so that means its cockpit isn’t halal?

  44. cam_jobs says:

    so that means its cockpit isn’t halal?

  45. Momster says:

    I want my money back. What a horrible job they did on it. I wouldn’t pay a contractor if he did such a poor job of, say, remodeling my kitchen or bath. Why should we pay for THAT. And, I want to see my signature on the work order! Who OKd this travesty?

    How did they actucally get fake boobs to sag like that? Dang!

  46. Momster says:

    I want my money back. What a horrible job they did on it. I wouldn’t pay a contractor if he did such a poor job of, say, remodeling my kitchen or bath. Why should we pay for THAT. And, I want to see my signature on the work order! Who OKd this travesty?

    How did they actually get fake boobs to sag like that? Dang!

    And “Thunderpussy?” Its queefs must register on the Richter Scale.

  47. DebZeppelin says:

    What a nauseating story. Especially, here in New York, where my mother (who worked until she was 80) is having a hard time finding a doctor that will take her insurance to treat her for an eye condition that is causing her to go blind. But I guess that’s not a necessity like having your genitalia altered.

  48. DebZeppelin says:

    What a nauseating story. Especially, here in New York, where my mother (who worked until she was 80) is having a hard time finding a doctor that will take her insurance to treat her for an eye condition that is causing her to go blind. But I guess that’s not a necessity like having your genitalia altered.

  49. 762x51 says:

    So if it is a sex worker was this a small business loan to remodel PP&E?

  50. 762x51 says:

    So if it is a sex worker was this a small business loan to remodel PP&E?

  51. 762x51 says:

    I worry about you.

  52. 762x51 says:

    I worry about you.

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  54. Joe Smith says:

    I weep for this country

  55. Joe Smith says:

    I weep for this country

  56. Karen Glammeyer Medcoff says:

    actually the head of the penis is fashioned into a clitoris, while other skin grafts are used for the labia. the penile shaft is turned inside out to form the vagina

  57. Karen Glammeyer Medcoff says:

    actually the head of the penis is fashioned into a clitoris, while other skin grafts are used for the labia. the penile shaft is turned inside out to form the vagina

  58. JoeK says:

    Wow!! Just f*cking insane!! Merry Christmas!!

  59. JoeK says:

    Wow!! Just f*cking insane!! Merry Christmas!!

  60. Karen Glammeyer Medcoff says:

    it is. it freaks me out to think someone could change their outside to be so different. but then I see the freaks addicted to plastic surgery, breast implants etc. and I just shake my head and say to myself “I may look like shit, but at least I’m a natural freak and didn’t make myself one!”

  61. Karen Glammeyer Medcoff says:

    it is. it freaks me out to think someone could change their outside to be so different. but then I see the freaks addicted to plastic surgery, breast implants etc. and I just shake my head and say to myself “I may look like shit, but at least I’m a natural freak and didn’t make myself one!”


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