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Jun 29 2022

100th Arrest for Professional Shoplifter

One nice thing about our revolving door system of justice under liberal anarchotyranny is that it enables aspiring career criminals to set new records that previously would have been imaginable. This ought to make Guinness World Records:

A “professional booster” with an alleged penchant for shoplifting at Manhattan retailers notched what could be her [???] 100th bust over the weekend — and was released without bail yet again on Sunday.

Michelle McKelley, 42, was arrested late Saturday for allegedly pocketing $125 worth of goods from a CVS in Lower Manhattan, and then was freed under the state’s soft-on-crime criminal justice reforms.

Prosecutors said in Manhattan Criminal Court Sunday that McKelley has failed to appear in court 27 times on her multitude of past arrests — and has five other pending cases.

McKelley can’t be locked up thanks to New York State’s 2019 bail reform.

The intelligentsia in its irresponsible bleeding heart righteousness decided that there were too many people in prison. We live with the escalating consequences, as the price of everything goes up, merchandise has to be locked away behind Plexiglas, and the atmosphere of arrogant lawlessness drives violence ever upward.

On a tip from Wiggins.


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