The fanatical push to get everyone vaccinated regardless of whether it makes sense for them and the progressive campaign against moral decency can be advanced simultaneously by vaxxing people at brothels:

An Austrian brothel has devised an ingenious way to incentivize people to get the coronavirus vaccine — by offering promised patrons a free fling with a prostitute of their choosing if they get immunized at the bordello.

Vienna’s Fun Palast introduced the policy after a government mandate barred the unvaxxed from public indoor areas, causing a 50% drop in business for the brothel.

[M]en who get inoculated on-site will be gifted a free 30-minute session in the skin merchant’s VIP club with the “lady of their choice.” Think of it as a sexy nurse role-playing scenario but with actual medical care.

Since they are branching out into medical care, brothels ought to offer treatment for syphilis, gonorrhea, trichomoniasis, genital herpes, chlamydia, HIV/AIDS, vaginitis, human papillomavirus, balanitis, vulvodynia, and other illnesses spread by indiscriminate sexual activity.

The immigrants engulfing Europe, importing all manner of exotic diseases, are a special concern — but only in the context of getting everyone to take the Covid jab:

“Many men, very many men with a migration background, virtually refuse vaccination or don’t even know that you can be vaccinated,” lamented Fun Palast manager Peter Laskaris. “And since we are actually reaching this target group, we decided to set up a vaccination street here.”

The New Austrians must hail from strange lands if they trust needles provided by a whorehouse.

On tips from Wiggins and KirklesWorth.