For the sake of health, Germans are required to get vaxxed for all sorts of activities — even suicide. RT reports on Verein Sterbehilfe (Euthanasia Association):

A statement put out by the Hamburg-based group on Friday reads “assisted suicide and the preliminary examination of a patient’s ability to make decisions freely implies physical closeness between people. However, that is precisely the precondition for the spread of Covid.”

Therefore, suicide applicants must present proof of vaccination or recovery from the ChiCom virus.

No worries; the vaccine can’t be more dangerous than suicide.

On a tip from seaoh.