Everyone except moonbats has heard the classic fable of the ant and the grasshopper. Turns out there is more to the story.

Liberal ideology infiltrates the ant society, corrupting many of the previously industrious ants, causing them to adopt the lazy, entitled, self-indulgent mentality of grasshoppers. It couldn’t last:

In the next retelling, the grasshoppers might form Grasshopper Lives Matter and during a mostly peaceful protest set fire to all the grain the ants stored so that everyone starves in equity.

On a tip from Jack S.