It isn’t easy to make sense of the inflationary economic policy of Yoda’s ex-wife Janet Yellen. This may help:

Magic mushrooms may have been to blame for Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen’s mortifying bow before a Chinese official last week.

Yellen, 76, gobbled four portions of jian shou qing, a type of wild mushroom, when she dropped in at a casual Beijing restaurant soon after she arrived there on July 6, Chinese state media reported…

The mushrooms have unpredictable psychedelic effects.

“You thought you were walking straight but you just fell sideways,” one gourmand told the Xinhua state news agency in a report about the ‘shroom’s potent powers — published only after Yellen departed.

Peter Mortimer of the Kunming Institute of Botany reports a friend hallucinating for 3 days after accidently eating them.

If magic mushrooms turn up in the White House, don’t be too quick to blame Hunter.

On a tip from Wiggins.

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