We knew that Joe Biden has had brain aneurysms, one of which ruptured, and that he suffers from advanced dementia. Now that he has opened up on his brain issues, we know a little more — and we have another great Joe Biden quote for the history books:

Of course, Biden does have a brain. The damage it has sustained is probably causing his headaches, as well as his difficulty completing sentences. But Biden’s subpar brain is not in working order.

People who regard this guy as a suitable figurehead are running the country. That explains why we have been lurching toward nuclear war and financial meltdown.

On tips from Chris Neilson, Wiggins, Mr. Freemarket, and CDaJFunk.