Bill Gates Decides We Must Eat Synthetic Beef
Everyone’s favorite sinister billionaire nerd offers a new way we little people can improve our behavior so as to achieve the blessing of his approval. Bill Gates wants us to eat synthetic beef.
Only wealthy countries of the sort that need to be punished for their whiteness must eat artificial food. According to the ideology of the ruling class, this will make it stop being too hot outside.
The New York Post reports:
“I do think all rich countries should move to 100% synthetic beef,” Gates said when asked how to cut back on methane emissions. “You can get used to the taste difference, and the claim is they’re going to make it taste even better over time. Eventually, that green premium is modest enough that you can sort of change the [behavior of] people or use regulation to totally shift the demand.”
According to moonbat dogma, methane is offensive to the climate. Cows belch and flatulate; therefore, we must abolish them. That means no more beef. The word “regulation” clarifies that this is to be accomplished through the one true god in the liberal faith, Government Coercion.
Decrees Gates,
“I’m afraid the synthetic [protein alternatives like plant-based burgers] will be required for at least the beef thing.”
As for cows in Countries of Color, Gate says that “we’ll have to use animal genetics to dramatically raise the amount of beef per emissions for them.”
If we reengineer civilization to comply with Bill Gates et al., the climate will stop fluctuating for the first time in the planet’s history, and the weather will be pleasant forevermore. This will require unprecedented coercive power, which will be achieved through the Great Reset.
Paul Joseph Watson notes that Gates himself will not be eating the 3d-printed plastic meat:
On tips from Jester, Wiggins, and Dragon’s Lair.
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