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Mar 21 2023

Coffee Revealed as Racist

Leftists have had such a hard time finding racism against anyone except whites that they resort to hate hoaxes and even to claiming that drinking coffee is racist. Actual headline from the Afrocentric website AFRU:

Is coffee racist? How drinking coffee perpetuates white supremacy

Warns the subtitle,

Created by Black people for Black people—and now a pillar of white supremacist capitalism. If you consume coffee, you are helping an industry built on racism.

Specialty coffee is particularly racist:

It’s not just that Black folks cannot afford specialty coffee, but the very acceptance of the term “specialty coffee” suggests that some coffee is somehow superior to others, an idea that is rooted in whiteness. Values like “hard work creates better products” is an white supremacist idea that is constantly forced upon people of color and justifies stereotypes like the myth of “laziness” in people of color.

Whites’ dastardly racism doesn’t stop at coffee:

Milk also became racist after white supremacists began using the white drink as a symbol of their skin. Yes, racist roots in the coffee industry are certainly much deeper, but the whiteness of milk and milk’s devastating effects on the beautiful Black body makes it almost as bad as coffee for some Black people.

So, if both milk and coffee are racist, what can be done? Many people will insist that combining the two drinks actually cancels out the racism, because it represents the white becoming pregnant with Blackness, and creating a delicious Brown result. This is why antiracist folks often take milk in their coffee — a subconscious purifying ritual.

But ultimately, and I know this will hurt, a proper commitment to doing antiracist direct action requires that we give up coffee altogether.

The favoritism enjoyed by blacks makes it challenging for them to maintain the pretense of oppression that validates their position atop the racial caste system. Still more challenging is to distinguish the endless crybully whining from parody.

Let’s see if the site’s About page offers any clues as to whether it is on the level. There you will find a poem defining AFRU’s mission, which like Black Lives Matter transcends black supremacism to also embrace the LGBT agenda. Highlights:

Transgender and cisgender, gender non-conforming too,
Everyone is welcomed, their journey we’ll see through.
And the sex workers, drag queens, and those in the scene,
Their stories we’ll lift up, let their voices be seen.

Too bad they didn’t include an illustration so that we could see what a voice looks like.

Intersex, asexual, pansexual and more,
We stand with you, and we’ll fight for your roar.

Black, white, brown, yellow, and all shades in-between,
Racism has no place here, our love is supreme.

Except that white people are racists so don’t drink coffee.

Has to be serious. As parody, it would be too mean.

On tips from Wiggins and Lyle.


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