Looks like there may be an interim step between monitoring meat consumption and banning it altogether. Moonbat plutocrats like Bill Gates could poison it:

ArkeaBio, a Boston developer of a vaccine to reduce livestock methane emissions, raised […] $26.5 million in venture capital funding led by an investment fund founded by Bill Gates.

It sounds like something Dr. Evil would come up with while tripping on LSD: a vaccine to change the weather by altering the way cows digest their food — with effects on the meat and those who eat it left to unfold in time.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.