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Mar 31 2023

Totalitarianism Applied to Pokémon Tournament

Biden boasts that firearms cannot be used to defend liberty because he can deploy F-15s against us. Despite getting his clock cleaned by savages in sandals, he fails to grasp asymmetrical warfare. Others understand that even a child’s incidental laughter poses a threat to our rulers. That’s why teenager Makani Tran was kicked out of a Pokémon Trading Card Game tournament in Charlotte:

Tran, who took time off school and spent $800 to participate in the tournament, was brought to tears when the head judge told him he was disqualified from the event due to allegedly violating their inclusion policy…

Tran explains his transgression:

On our way over to the stream area, the judge asked us for our preferred pronouns. I said “Um he or him or uh” and I paused trying to think of the third pronoun (the third pronoun being his). As I just stood there looking stupid trying to think of the third pronoun, I felt embarrassed because I was failing to think of a simple word. Due to the nerves and me being embarrassed, I let out a little laugh just a normal nervous laugh. My response together ended up being “Um he or him or uhhhh haha his.” That’s it.

Evidently the judge thought he was laughing at the absurdity of being asked to display obeisance to transsexualism by stating his pronouns.

“OK, I just wanted to check to be safe. I go by they/them so don’t be a jerk about it,” the judge apparently responded.

Tran was escorted off the game stage by the head judge, to whom he explained that his nerves had caused him to laugh. According to the teen, he was 5-0 at the tournament and was given a sixth-round matchup against well-known player Alex Schemanske.

Hopefully, this experience will cause Tran to rethink his apparent willingness to be gaslit into believing that transsexual bullies are somehow oppressed.

On a tip from Lyle.


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