The Babylon Bee News Desk has the scoop on the CDC releasing a new guide for the vaccinated and unvaccinated alike on choosing safe activities in the age of the never-ending pandemic crisis. Like other guidelines and dictates excreted by our technocratic overlords, it is all about science. The CDC’s Dr Herb Flintstone embodies the consistency we have come to expect under the steady hand of Big Government:

On a tip from Dragon’s Lair.