It would have been called the Xi variant, but the ChiCom tools who control the WHO were afraid that would offend the communist dictator of the country that probably engineered the virus before unleashing it on the world. So they went for the next Greek letter. Omicron turns out of be more appropriate anyway, since it is an anagram for “moronic.”

New York Governor Kathy Hochul declared a state of emergency over the Omicron variant, despite not a single case of it having appeared in the USA. Other tyrants also seized on the latest pretext to crack down on freedom. Israel was so concerned that it banned all foreigners except beautiful women.

Surprise! The Omicron variant is probably no big deal:

Big Government and Big Media have cried “Wolf!” so many times that when a real crisis hits, no one will believe them.

On tips from KirklesWorth, Dragon’s Lair, and Anonymous.