The rebellious posturing of obsequious establishment rock bands has never been more preposterous than Rage Against the Machine’s dutiful denunciation of Roe v. Wade’s repeal. It conspicuously featured their fear of using the word “women” lest they offend LGBT cultural overlords, who demand that we believe there is no such thing. Simpering lickspittles like Rage Against the Machine say “birth-givers” instead:

If you are unclear what the establishment wants you to think, just ask Rage Against the Machine. They will scream the talking points even louder than the mainstream media, and provide the added benefit of letting you feel edgy while you submissively obey.

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