To achieve utopia, liberal ideology must be applied to every aspect of existence. A central pillar of liberal ideology is LGBT doctrine, according to which male and female can be switched at will. It follows that progressives’ work is not finished until roosters lay eggs.

JP Sears takes a familiar four-step approach to address this agenda item:

1. Education

2. Coercion

3. Indoctrination

4. Incentivizing

Good thing farms are not run by the same people who dominate education, or farmers would spend their time like this instead of producing food:

The egg-laying capacity of roosters has now been proven as conclusively as any other aspect of gender theory.

On a tip from Franco.