First there was Flint. Then came Jackson. But don’t worry about the water in New York City, because the mayor is this guy:

NYC tap water was recently found to contain toxic levels of arsenic, but then the lab retracted its findings. The polio is in the wastewater, not the tap water. All the same, it would be wise to stick to bottled water in NYC, and wiser still to steer clear of the place until after it has been liberated from moonbat rule.

On a tip from Wiggins.