Democrats are panicking over the increasing likeliness that their archenemy Trump will be elected in a landslide. They need to put a brake on the countermoonbat momentum. Maybe they can distract us with hysteria over the imaginary climate crisis.

We are now told that minor fluctuations in the temperature allegedly resulting from insufficient taxation and regulation are slowing Earth’s rotation.

This tops even Chicken Little clucking about a “Doomsday Glacier” that will melt to punish us for not voting for Democrats. Now time itself is affected. Newsweek shrieks that in theory, at some point after we’re all dead of old age, the climate could cause a day to be 2.62 ± 0.79 milliseconds per century longer.

This is presented as a serious problem. Remember now, don’t laugh.

On tips from Steve T and Wiggins.