Labor Day is behind us; time to start marketing Christmas. With a piece on advent calendars, Glamour proves there is nothing the liberal establishment will not defile. Sex toy advent calendars have their own section:

We’re partial to this whopper from Lovehoney.

Click here to see to see the whopper from Lovehoney, offered at more than half off list price!

It’s brimming with some of the best vibrators we’ve written about (like the Womanizer Liberty 2 suction toy and We-Vibe Sync Lite long-distance vibrator), dildos, cock rings, BDSM gear, and accessories like paddles, blindfolds, massage candles, and lube. There’s something for everyone.

By “everyone,” they mean perverted degenerates. Who else matters inside the liberal bubble brought to us by the MSM?

On a tip from Mike B.