The formerly mighty French military has not been taken very seriously since WWII. But there won’t be any sniggering now that France’s navy has participated in the first successful invasion of England since Wiliam the Conqueror in 1066:

Dozen of migrants crossed the Channel [Saturday] morning escorted by the French Navy – who even asked Border Force officers to pick them up. …

An Iranian family – including two pregnant women – piled on one boat.

The French Navy escorted another packed boat carrying 50 migrants across the water and gave orders to British Border Force officers to monitor others. …

A boat with 16 Iranian men and women, all from the same family, also crossed.

Enough of these boats and the numbers add up.

Iranians conquer in style:

They … travelled in a smart Yamaha boat, valued at around £5,000, including the engine.

Some wore fashionable designer clothes.

And they were also on their iPhones, believed to be updating smugglers back in France on the progress of their journey.

The unassimilable Muslim colonists, who evidently prefer the UK to France because the welfare handouts are even more extravagant, thanked the quisling Kier Starmer by name for allowing them to feed on the remains of his country like buzzards closing in on roadkill.

When asked if they were looking for work in Britain, one said: ‘No – we are refugees.’

English people work so that the displacement population doesn’t have to. In the olden days, this arrangement was called “slavery.”

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.