Evidently we are expected to believe that Kamala Harris must be a regular American because she likes to pig out on asbestos-coated shards of cardboard. This bestows upon Doritos a numinous significance in the godless antireligion of moonbats like Michigan’s Gauleiter Gretchen:

Cringey doesn’t even begin to describe it.

This isn’t Gretchen Whitmer’s first foray into creepy blasphemy. Remember her Stacey Abrams prayer candle?

What do you expect from people who regard abortion as a sacrament?

On a tip from Wiggins.