Some girls just want to have fun — and want others to pay the price with their lives for unintended consequences.

Bruce Springsteen isn’t the only tired pop star from yesteryear to push Kamala Harris at us. At least Cindy Lauper — who came up with a handful of vacuous pop hits like “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” 40 years ago and still won’t go away — has settled on a coherent reason to support the worst major party candidate yet. Like Kamala Harris, she is an enthusiastic advocate of abortion:

The most important issue to this ghoul is that her nieces find it extra convenient to kill their offspring. What else could matter?

On a tip from Wiggins.