No need for moonbats to shave off their hair, sputter like lunatics, or silently fester because it turns out the people they denounce as extremist threats to democracy constitute the democratic majority. Everything will work out fine if they just step away from it all.

Already many of them have stopped watching leftist cable news channels like MSNBC and CNN. If that doesn’t restore their calm, they can turn to Don’t Cry Cryo:

You’ve got to love a happy ending.

If Elon Musk has a few extra $million and wants to buy a good laugh, he ought to secure a slot for this ad during the Super Bowl.

On tips from DCGere, Tlabia Majora, Eddie_Valiant, and Chris Neilson.