Having imposed their bleak creed on every aspect of life, moonbats turn to death. The BBC extolls those who devote their death to ecomoonbattery:

“I don’t want my last act on this planet to be a polluting act, if I can help that,” Rachel Hawthorn explains.

You can tell Rachel is a true believer moonbat by the eyes. She plans to make her own ecofriendly burial shroud.

“I try so hard in my life to recycle and to use less, and to live in an environmentally friendly way, so I want my death to be that as well,” she adds.

If only she could never have existed in the first place. That would be ideal, according to ecomoonbattery.

Gas cremation feeds the plants with harmless but politically haram carbon dioxide emissions. Traditional burial isn’t kosher either:

Non-biodegradable coffins are often made with harmful chemicals and bodies are embalmed using formaldehyde: a toxic substance which can leach into soil.

Rachel has already made a burial shroud for a friend out of “locally-sourced wool, willow, bramble and ivy.”

The dying and their loved ones may seek solace from a pastor. Rachel provides the woke alternative:

She also works as a death doula, which involves supporting people who are dying, as well as their loved ones, to make informed funeral care choices.

The important thing is to dispose of the body in a way that will leave the least possible trace.

Natural burial grounds are dotted across the UK and bear little resemblance to normal cemeteries – trees and wildflowers replace man-made grave markings, and no pesticides are used.

So that the body will decompose faster, the burials are shallow — much like the moonbat religion.

On a tip from Steve T.