To quote Dean Vernon Wormer, “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.” But don’t blame Rosie O’Donnell; in her case, the first two are Trump’s fault:

O’Donnell said President Donald Trump’s first term took a severe toll on her mental and physical health, leading her to overeat, overdrink, and leave the United States for Ireland for “self-preservation” following his November election win.

In an appearance Tuesday on The Chris Cuomo Project podcast, O’Donnell revealed that Trump’s presidency, particularly his second election victory, drove her to leave the country for her own well-being and for her autistic, nonbinary child.

Who could have guessed that a child adopted into one of Rosie O’Donnell’s lesbian parodies of a family would turn out messed up? She has “married” other women twice; both unholy matrimonies were short-lived.

“I was very, very depressed. I was overeating. I was overdrinking,” O’Donnell told Cuomo.

She says she abandoned America for the sake of her endangered mental health. It hasn’t done her much good, but it did make America an even better place for the rest of us.

On a tip from Gringoman.