Dogs may be man’s best friend, but that doesn’t mean moonbats return the loyalty or the affection. The Associated Press discourages dog ownership on the grounds that canines offend the weather:

Dogs are big meat eaters, and meat is a significant contributor to climate change. That is because many of the farm animals, which will become food, release methane, a greenhouse gas that contributes to climate change. Beef is especially impactful, in part because around the world cattle are often raised on land that was illegally deforested. Since trees absorb carbon dioxide, the most abundant greenhouse gas, cutting them to then raise cattle is a double whammy.

Not having a dog is listed as one of the three top ways you can please the weather gods, along with generating electricity by inefficient means and avoiding air travel.

Jiaying Zhao teaches psychology and sustainability at the University of British Columbia and therefore qualifies as an expert. Instead of dogs, she wants us to bond with rabbits:

“I can adopt 100 bunnies that will not be close to the emissions of a dog, because my dog is a carnivore,” she said.

When they have achieved sufficient political leverage, moonbats will impose this insane religion by force. The perceptible effect on the allegedly problematic climate will be nil.

On a tip from Steve T. Hat tip: Pirate’s Cove.