The advantage of a totalitarian ideology is that it can be applied to everything. For example, global warmism dictates even what color eggs should be offered for sale.

The moonbats at HuffPost report from the UK:

Retailer Sainsbury’s has pledged to stop selling brown eggs under their own brand as part of their sustainability program, moving to white-shelled versions instead.

Here’s why:

An assessment by SAC Consulting for Sainsbury’s found that brown eggs have a 12.7% higher carbon footprint than white eggs, as the hens that produce brown eggs are larger and eat more food.

Next comes the government ban on brown eggs. Next after than come restrictions on how large a hen can grow. If this fails to perfect the weather, tighter regulation will be required.

Chicken manure emits greenhouse gases, methane and nitrous oxide as well as ammonia, which can have “detrimental impacts on the environment and… animal and human health”, per Aberystwyth University’s Farming Connect.

Clearly Big Government must take a leading role in confronting the menace posed by chicken droppings.

[T]he British Egg Industry Council said white-egg-laying hens make up about 15% of our flocks, compared to the US, whereas white eggs account for 75% of all eggs consumed in the US.

This could be curtains for the many British chickens that lay politically incorrectly colored eggs. But as the communists say, you can’t make an omelet…

Replacing them with climate-compliant chickens will cost money. No one ever said that achieving zero emissions utopia would come cheap.

On a tip from seaoh.

2016. Guy McPherson (a climate change expert, scientist, and professor from the University of Arizona) says that there will not be any humans on the planet by 2026 due to the effects of climate change.

Trust the scientists. 😜🤣 pic.twitter.com/1Z8kElagAl

— MAZE (@mazemoore) May 15, 2026

On tips from Varla and R F.

The jig is up for the global warming hoax. Even the UN’s IPCC has admitted that the assumptions upon which liberals base their hysterical prognostications of doom are “implausible.” But it looks like word has yet to reach northern Europe. In Holland, cities have been banning advertisements for meat so as not to offend the global climate. Denmark’s largest city is taking the next predictable step by beginning to ban its consumption.

Typically of progressives, they will ban meat incrementally. Also typically, they are starting with those least able to push back. Copenhagen’s municipal guidelines call for nursing home residents to be limited to 2.8 ounces of beef, lamb, or veal per week.

As the New York Post notes,

That is less than the amount of beef in a standard McDonald’s Big Mac, which contains two 1.6-ounce beef patties — for a total of 3.2 ounces.

With moonbats, never ascribe to insanity what can be explained as sheer malice. Not even Copenhagen City Councilkook Birgitte Kehler Holst of the lefty Alternativet party could really believe imposing vegetarianism on the elderly will improve the weather. Her motive is to punish:

“Everyone, including the elderly, must contribute to achieving our climate goals,” Holst said at [a] city council meeting, adding, “It is precisely the generation that has screwed up the most.”

Her elders “screwed up” by building Denmark into a wealthy country after surviving the Nazis. A high standard of living makes climate cultists angry.

On tips from Jack D, Brian Brandt, and patthedog.

Amsterdam banned advertising for meat and fossil fuels just in time. The global warming hoax is running out of steam. Even the UN’s IPCC admits it is founded on balderdash.

Via the Daily Sceptic:

Activist climate scientists, journalists and Net Zero-obsessed politicians are in shock following an official admission from the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) that a set of key assumptions promoting a climate ‘crisis’ since 2011 are “implausible”. The notorious set of always-improbable RCP8.5 ‘pathway’ assumptions which fed into computer models trying to measure an unmeasurable climate are no more. Since around 2011, these ‘business as usual’ assumptions have produced outlandish claims of future climate catastrophe which have been lapped up by lap dog journalists and politicians. The influential writer Roger Pielke Jr. called RCP8.5’s demise, “the most significant development in climate research in decades”.

Yet as Stephen Green notes, the revelation that the planet is not doomed after all has gone virtually unreported. This is because the liberal media has been exaggerating the IPCC’s implausible assumptions to whip up hysteria among the gullible.

The Climate Cult is a house of cards constructed on loose sand that has just been dug away from beneath it.

Not that the media will stop shouting hysterical lies. But ever few people will listen to them.

On a tip from abcanc.

The global warming hoax is still alive and well in the Netherlands. In Amsterdam, public advertising for meat and the fossil fuels that allow modern civilization to function has been banned in the name of propitiating left-wing weather gods.

Via Daily Caller:

The ban results from efforts by Anke Bakker, Amsterdam group leader for the Party for the Animals, the BBC reported. GreenLeft, another Dutch political party, also supported the legislation, according to CBS News.

The most militantly insane moonbats are calling the shots.

Fish product, air travel, and cruises are also affected.

Elsewhere in Holland,

The Hague, another Dutch city, became the first city worldwide to ban all advertisements for oil and gas as well as aviation and cruise ships, encouraged by a call for such bans by the U.N. Secretary-General António Guterres, according to The Guardian.

The Dutch city of Haarlem became the first to ban all meat advertisements from spaces available to the public, The Guardian separately reported.

After banning advertising fails to perfect the weather, leftists will inevitably move on to banning meat and fuel themselves. The Dutch of the future will live on substandard diets as they shiver in the dark. The weather will remain unaffected.

On a tip from patthedog.

Personally I’ve moved on to the next current thing pic.twitter.com/p5FOs6WWIj

— shellshock (@shellshockkk) April 19, 2026