Ballroom Blows Up in Chuck Schumer’s Face

Chuck “Schmuck” Schumer was top Democrat in the Senate while his party was flagrantly wasting $trillions of our money on looting sprees like the Orwellian Inflation Reduction Act. Yet he accuses Trump of waste for building a ballroom in the White House.

“Just now, the White House announced construction of a $200 million White House ballroom that will begin in September.”

“A $200 million ballroom!” continued Schumer, who was found in a recent Economist/YouGov poll to have a favorability rating of 23%. “Where did this money come from? Did Congress appropriate? I don’t think so.”

Ever farther out on a creaking limb he wandered:

“It’s almost like DOGE was never about waste at all. It was about cutting services to help Trump and his billionaire buddies. It seems that DOGE was all about making cuts on Americans to fund their ballroom. Was that what DOGE was all about?”

Karoline Leavitt answers Schmuck’s question regarding where the money came from:

“President Trump and other donors have generously committed to donating the funds necessary to build this approximately $200 million structure.”

Schmuck, that slimy substance running down your face is egg.

Our generous president explains why we need the ballroom.

On a tip from Varla.

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