The bigger the government, the higher the prices at the grocery store, due to excessive regulation, increased transportation costs, and the inflation resulting from wasteful government spending. This has caused so much pain lately that word of the discontent has penetrated Joe Biden’s brain fog. He promises a solution: more government.

If people like Biden are allowed to consolidate power sufficiently, a point is soon reached where there is so much government that people have no food at all, as when algae kills off all the other life in a pond. Refer to the regimes of the likeminded Mao Zedong and Joseph Stalin for details.

On tips from Anonymous and Wiggins.