This was taken not from the Babylon Bee, but from Not the Bee. It is for real:

Democrats correctly figured that only a blind man could fail to see the waste, fraud, and abuse prevailing in the Swamp, now that DOGE is shining a klieg light on it.

Hedtler-Gaudette has at least one other qualification in addition to being largely blind. His NGO is bought and paid for by a conspicuously influential Democrat donor. POGO…

…gets a large chunk of its money from the Open Society Foundations, a grantmaking entity created by the one and only George Soros.

No one will be surprised to read at the Portland Press Herald that during his testimony at a congressional hearing yesterday,

Dylan Hedtler-Gaudette used his opportunity to directly challenge some of President Donald Trump’s early moves under the name of government efficiency.

Hedtler-Gaudette pointed out in his opening statement that the federal government already had a team of inspectors general focused on rooting out waste, fraud and abuse in executive branch agencies. Trump fired 17 of them days into his second term.

Given the revelations that have resulted, replacing them with Musk and his team was obviously the right move. Yet Hedtler-Gaudette denounced it as an “unlawful midnight purge.”

He congratulated himself for defending the Swamp’s waste, fraud, and abuse at the hearing, proclaiming himself to be on “the side of the angels.”

In addition to allowing him not to see what Democrats have been doing with our money, his handicap has other advantages:

When [Rep Marjorie] Taylor Greene interrupted him during his opening statement to say his time was up, he apologized. “I can’t see the flashing light,” he said with a grin.

Democrats can’t run the government, but they aren’t bad at staging a farce.

On a tip from R F.

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