A bedrock principle of liberal ideology is that American blacks are oppressed. For an example of how oppressed they are in real life, consider that in Ogden, Utah — far from the woke fever swamps of California and New York — their privileged pigmentation gets them perks like free admission:

The Ogden Nature Center is where folks in Utah like to go birdwatching. Admission is $6 for adults and $4 for kids. But if you are black you can visit the nature center free of charge.

Social engineers must have determined that utopia will require more black birdwatchers — hence Black Birders Week. Evidently there are already enough birdwatchers of the Hispanic, Asian, American Indian or Alaska Native, and Native Hawaiian or Other Pacific Islander persuasions, so these groups have to pay admission.

As for white birdwatchers, there are too many whites in general, according to prevailing doctrine, so they can count themselves lucky they don’t have to pay double.

However, there might be a workaround if you self-identify as a black person.

If you can self-identify as a member of the opposite sex, certainly you should be able to claim membership in any race you please — unless of course the whole ideology is baloney, as some have come to suspect.

On a tip from Jack Bauer.