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Nov 16 2022

Gingerbread Man Neutered

Demasculinization is a major plank of the liberal platform. In place of entertainment personalities like John Wayne, they present us with Harry Styles. Even the Gingerbread Man has been neutered:

The traditional biscuit has been renamed a ‘gingerbread person’ by [British supermarket chain Morrisons] in the name of ‘inclusivity’ after getting complaints from shoppers.

When it comes to moonbattery, the squeaky wheel always gets grease, even if it is only one angry activist demanding that everyone else’s traditions be repealed.

Background on the Gingerbread Man:

The first documented instance of human-shaped gingerbread biscuits was at the court of Elizabeth I. He became a fairytale character in 1875, with the story of a childless old woman who bakes one, but he then comes to life and runs away.

Later versions had him taunting his creator with the line: ‘Run, run as fast as you can! You can’t catch me. I’m the Gingerbread Man!’

One Morrisons shopper quipped: ‘Maybe now it will have to be rewritten as ‘Run, run with maximum exertion! You can’t catch me. I’m the Gingerbread Person!’

Again we see that “inclusivity” means exclusion of anything associated with the majority and its culture.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.


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One Response to “Gingerbread Man Neutered”

  1. […] Because somehow, exclusion is the only way to be inclusive…… […]


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