So-called greenhouse gases are a byproduct of literally all human activity. Consequently, evil ecclesiastics of the global warming cult suppress even agriculture. It was only a matter of time until the Experts got around to stressing that every time we breathe, we offend the climate:

Methane and nitrous oxide in the air we exhale makes up to 0.1 per cent of the UK’s greenhouse gas emissions, scientists say.

That’s on top of the CO2 we exhale, which is unholy in the moonbat religion but at least is absorbed by plants, which need it to live.

And that’s not even accounting for the gas we release from burps and farts, or emissions that come from our skin without us noticing.

Big Government might force us to buy offsets for burps and farts, like Canada wants to do with cows. But this may not suffice to prevent us from breathing.

No worries; our globalist moonbat overlords have a solution. Uncoincidentally, it corresponds with the TOE that explains all aspects of the liberal agenda:

On tips from Ed McAninch, KirklesWorth, and Dr. Kufi Tutite.

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